Mulch Nap

A deep and disorienting nap; refreshing but not permanent like a dirt nap would be.

I took a mulch nap after work and woke up at 8pm thinking that I was late for work the next day.

by DB0380 April 20, 2023

despair nap

When all conceivable problems intrude upon your life and all your body does is fall asleep on the couch

Person 1: I know your exams are coming up, but your significant other was cheating on you for me. You have 1 day to move out of our apartment.

Person 2: Could this get any worse?

Person 1: Also, mom says its your turn to cook for family dinner in 30 minutes.

Person 2: *takes a despair nap*

by cyanrarroll April 27, 2016

Ass nap

A comfortable nap on the back side of a large butt female

I could really use a Ass nap from her

by Jraco.Season October 28, 2021

Anxiety nap

When you tilt your head back in a social event, and pretend to just be chill, but inside you're dying because you said the wrong thing, don't know what to say, just regret your whole life, or other anxiety related things.

Alex: Hell yeah! This guy gets it. I wish everyone could stop being shy assholes, and just be chill like my guy over here.
Sam: Ha heh
John: What? He is shy, and you just said that to his face. You're the asshole!
Sam in his head: I'm taking an anxiety nap for a fucking reason John! You should have just let Alex go so I can get back to practicing how I should have laughed in my head. Now I have to find an excuse to be shy.

by Horrid Pain July 20, 2020

NAP TIME

A certain time of the day Usually on a friday around 3 pm. All students are permitted to sleep/nap from 3:00 pm - 3:15 pm. The students are only permitted to sleep/nap if the whole class screams at the top of their lungs "NAP TIME!!!". It is a international rule for a teacher or any one to be against nap time.!

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by NAP TIME/SLEEP TIME November 15, 2018

Turkish Nap

A sleep taken typically during the daylight hours, lasting no more than 4 hours, and may cost around $11.

“I take a Turkish Nap at about 3pm between zoom meetings” - IIIIIIIIIIIIII

by RedditUserxXx420xXx January 14, 2022

Harlem Nap

When someone overdoses in their vehicle.

That guy with the needle in his arm must be taking a Harlem nap. He should’ve used a spotter.

by OGMikefromCompton August 21, 2022