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stale muffin

to have anal sex with your girlfriend's dead mom
Cop: yo, what the fuck you in for
Inmate Pratt: i stale muffin'd yo mom
Cop: Um, what?
Inmate Pratt: ...
Cop: Yeah, clean up in cell block D.
by Scottee Mac October 2, 2007
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muffin man

A term used to describe someone outside of a social group

Anyone who's name is not known or ever brought up.
"Hey man, do you know who that guy is over there?"

Nah, he's in my English class, but he's a total muffin man."

"Do you know the muffin man?"

"Nope."
by sedoop April 4, 2015
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Milk Muffins

Damn, did you see those Milk Muffins of hers?
by Rainbowkiwi January 12, 2010
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muffin beater

1. A homophobic person who lets their fear of homosexuality get so intense that they lash out and cause physical or mental abuse.

2. Slang for an exceptionally large sized penis.
Girl one: So how was he?
Girl two: I couldn't walk for a week after he stuffed me with that muffin beater.

Guy one: I heard he was gay..
Guy two: Oh, what the fuck? I don't wanna hang out with him then.
Guy one: Dude, don't be such a muffin beater.
by BeeTerrr April 25, 2011
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Birthday Muffin

To bake a muffin then ejaculate on it and then throwing it at the face of the recipient, while exclaiming "MAKE A WISH!!"
I waited several hours to give my mom the birthday muffin i made her.
by June & Legik December 2, 2010
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Sketch-Muffin

A very sketchy person. One who does sketchy things or acts in a sketchy manner- a sketch.

Coined at Carrboro High School in 2009 by the Quiz Bowl team when a sketchy member brought three small, highly suspect blueberry muffins that potentially contained marijuana. They were later sold to the general public.
That dude came to school high as a kite. What a sketch-muffin.

That couple has been in that janitor's closet for 15 minutes. They are two sketch-muffins.

This man is a sketch-muffin as he has not bathed in three weeks and smells like vomit.
by superbran December 27, 2010
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Luff Muffin

A luff muffin is someone who you "luff" and is as good as a muffin. It is used a name to address someone whom you luff.

See Luff
Person A: Hey! How has your day been going Luff Muffin?!! :D

Person B: Great! Thanks for asking! Luff You!
by A Luff Muffin May 19, 2011
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