Missouri

Do you want Oklahoma but with no lakes and ten times as fucking boring? Missouri is right there. Crackheads, drugs, abandoned buildings? We have it all. Wanna shoot up? Ask your neighbor for some heroin! Here at missouri well give you whatever you want if you got a gun pointed towards our head! Well except the rednecks they get a little feisty if you walk across there house. Also perfect for kidnappings! Cops don’t give a shit here in Missouri! Ever wanted all your shit robbed? Welcome to Missouri we’re there’s a pedophile and criminal in every half a mile radius!

Guy 1: Let’s move to Missouri!

Guy 2: I’ve always wanted to smoke laced weed at a kum & go parking lot. Let’s go!

by The druggy across the stree June 28, 2022

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morsoc

Moralistic Socialism or morsoc for short, is an ideology in which a relatively left wing population suddenly shifts toward social conservatism and reactionary tendencies. This includes religious morals, family values and strict opposition to degeneracy. Moralistic Socialist societies tend to be autocratic and gerontocratic with an emphasis on the elite class, which runs the nation like a mafia.

Leon: Damn, morsoc reminds me of the hit novel "1984" by renowned author George Orwell
Joseph: :Godfather:
Felix: :Schizoposting:
Heydar: :Heydarwhenminorities:
Jungle Man: AYO

by Generalissimus Leon July 25, 2022

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