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Monke

That is such a cute monke.
by Loxqd January 1, 2022
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Monk Bag

The sexual act of inserting one testicle into the anus of a girl and the second one into her vagina. A fairly difficult task, thus one who can accomplish the Monk Bag can achieve enlightenment. (Act of - "monk bagging")
My girl is totally down for the Monk Bag so I can achieve enlightenment!
by lost_number August 17, 2016
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MONK

one of slug cats relatives. (i assume you know him) he's basically EZ mode for RAIN world, if you shall chose this yellow boi, he will make any VERY dangerous creatures go extinct but at the cost of being more fragile to stuff that can kill you.
also hes said to be one with nature
monk: I HAVE THE POWER TO KILL ANY VERY DANGEROUS CREATURE
someone idk: so why does that green lizard still exist
monk: i didn't say all of them
by someone else thats not u January 13, 2021
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Monk

When a person puts their whole mouth over the opening of a bottle, such as a soda or water bottle.
Person 1: Dude, I’m thirsty. Can I have some of your water?

Person : Sure.

Person 1 proceeds to put whole mouth over entire bottle opening…
Person 2: Hey! Don’t monk it! That’s gross!
by PlasticNopal April 9, 2022
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peaceful monke

-bruh, this monke is very ugly!
-nah man, if i was you i would not say that. he is a peaceful monke.
by pablo burrito January 4, 2021
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monk-monk

country term for a girl's vigina
The hot water heater is broken, can I borrow enough warm water so my daughters can wash their monk-monks for school?
by rockiew August 7, 2006
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shit monke

no
by IADYuiesDDHAUEIe March 23, 2021
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