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Monday

Monday is the 1st day of the week and start of the Work week, AKA the day Everyone needs coffee.

People hate it but let's be honest If it didn't exist then we would all hate Tuesday instead.
'Oh no It's Monday.'
by The_Actual_Definition March 15, 2023
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monday

Satan in the form of a day
AHH!!!!!!!!!!! SATAN RUN!!!!!!!!!! no im just monday give me dat ass
by the smrt one March 2, 2018
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menace Monday

One day a week where you can be a menace without being called a jerk. Put your black airforces on a go be a menace.
Today is menace Monday you better watch out because I'm not being nice today
by Its_just_joshie November 22, 2021
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Musky Mondays

to brighten up your dim mondays, you spend the day praising the lord Elon and post pictures of him all day.
bro ive been looking forward to musky mondays since saturday
by yummylad December 3, 2018
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Monday

Noun: Mondays are when we meet the koala lord and the kangaroo lord, along with our magic potion of Watson’s lychee soda. It also happens when we take millions of photos and selfies, like crazy people. We model ourselves with glassy glasses, on promotion BUY ONE GET ONE FREE. Sometimes, we TRY to practice (very hard indeed), but that never happens. If mom is reading this, YES I PRACTICE WHEN I GO TO MONDAYS AND DO ALLLL MY HOMEWORK. We (me) also eat 12000 packs of seaweed, --- new record, surplus package, my computer farts.
I love Mondays. I ran out of Monday tickets. Mondays, 100 dollars.
by where is the lychee soda January 6, 2022
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Monday Problems

When everything goes wrong on any given day, and it feels like a Monday.
Ugh, My computer isn't loading at all no matter what I do! Must be Monday Problems!
by DragonSkittles September 17, 2018
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Iphone Monday

The day when we all woke up late 1 hour because all the Iphone's alarm didn't change after daylight savings time.
Guy 1"dude where were you on monday you missed all 1st period."
Guy 2"Didn't you hear it was Iphone monday so i woke up an hour late."
by WellImCh7 November 10, 2010
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