University of Michigan

Umich

Great school more known for its graduate schools and programs rather than undergrad. LSA is a joke to get into, Ross is all about connections, and engineering is the only valid school. Majority of the student body is pretentious and stupid, only 15% of their undgrad student body will get a job while the other 85% will cry about how they’re a public Ivy. In reality they’re one level above Michigan State University. University of Michigan is the loser competing in a league below them, once they punch up to literally any other t20 school they go back to crying about being a public Ivy. Always trying to brag about being a University of Michigan student or alum. In other words, the embodiment of the kid who peaked in high school.

Hey Gus, did you know that I went to University of Michigan. Specifically Ross business school! I know I’m so overqualified since I went to a public Ivy.

Hey Andrew, no one cares about where you went to school. And big deal 80% of this firm either went to MSU, Umich, or an Ivy for business school. You’re not special.

by Slicrick14 June 16, 2022

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

Michigan Ear penetrator

The act of sticking any size toe (preferably the big toe) in ones ear, and rapidly moving said to in and out

Jenna's ear hole got resized by the Michigan ear penetrator

by Mynameisyoy October 14, 2016

michigan chairlift

Getting a hand Job underneath all of your snow gear on the chairlift at night so the parallel chairlifts "can't" see you.

Maddison gave brad a Michigan chairlift after they did a few too many shotskis! *see shotskis*

by Shitnkunttools May 19, 2017

Northern Michigan University

Shit place. You don’t get help when you need it. You go back years later. Required to have public safety help you move. Same officers you realize didn’t help and had contradictory reports you have, yet You thank them. They beat you and say you’re going to jail and take all of your shit, and don’t return, so when you return home you have no keys and pay a Fortune. They don’t tell you why you’re going. You’re handicapped. And admitted days before that you’re being harassed by head person. Don’t waste time. Record every conversation like I did. If you need help. Mary B will help you. Refunded everything and erased transcript. But seems like after their doj lawsuit and many others. They still can’t keep up with their promises after federal government gave order for what they did during gag order. If you want to be scared for no help when beaten or beaten by them. Go ahead and waste time. Gah orders basically still there. Look up every lawsuit. Wish I never went back. Thought issues fixed.

Northern Michigan University treats disabled and mentally I’ll people like shit still

by Nicole Ap February 3, 2024

Michigan mudslide

When your a queer from Michigan that works over the road with your other queer friend from home, you take each other to Taco Bell every night then fuck each others assholes (mudslide) at the hotel room until you shart all over each others chubby chodes

Hey, you want a Michigan mudslide when we get back to the hotel?

by Chodedouglas May 1, 2025

michigan morning

The pure anarchy that ensues between 4-7 am where no one has coffee and the driving reflects it.

Another michigan morning, another two dead.

by DzyzyzyD May 22, 2018