Sauce-o-meter

Sort of a number line used to dicribe things that are Saucey or Un-Saucey. Words or phrases right of the zero are good or possitve(saucey). Words or phrases left of zero on the Sauce-o-meter are bad or negitve (un-saucey).

Pronounced: sauce-om-a-ter

(In homeroom)Nick: yo im bored!
Mike: lets make some way to rate "saucey"
Nick: We need a SAUCE-O-METER!

by Mike the sauceman Nick November 14, 2009

nerd rage meter

A way to tell how mad someone is by the length of their urban dictionary definitions the longer the definition the more pissed off the person is on the nerd rage meter. Multiple paragraphs = off the scale.

You can tell how mad he is with this trusty nerd rage meter i just invented.

by four8three G October 30, 2010

VMS: Vanishing Metrocard Syndrome

A disorder, commonly suffered by Millenials and Boomers alike, in which the person loses all recollection of the location of their subway MetroCard.

Often such VMS victims can be seen muffling through their wallets over and over unsuccessfully looking for the MetroCard they purchased the day before.

Where the f#@k is my card, I just bought it yesterday? My VMS: Vanishing MetroCard Syndrome must be flaring up.

Hang on man, I need to buy a new MeteoCard; I have VMS

by BeetlejuiceGreen November 14, 2019

meter

A form of measurement used extensively in Europe.

1) Le meters they have 100 centimetres.

2) Das kilometres, each has 1000 meters

by Denozzo September 28, 2008

metro sexual

A guy who's in fact so gay that he's affraid to be fucked in the ass.

Hey, don't you think that metro sexual from the marketing department would be happier if he'd recognize he was gay?

by Obetrol December 28, 2005

peter meter

A woman who is very sexually promiscuous. Originates from the idea that said woman's vagina is like a meter for "peters" (penises). Can refer to either the woman or her vagina.

John: So what happened after you left the bar with that chick last night?
Mike: We got it on, but that bitch was such a peter meter she was bonin someone else before I was out the door!

by John Michael Parmon April 21, 2008

metro sexual

A gay guy who is in denial; refuses to come out of the closet

Mike , Robert

by pat April 28, 2004