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Mars

Hi mars 🌹
by chongyunsbf July 7, 2021
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mar-up

After Johnny smoked that joint, he went to the buffet and sure did mar-up.
by evangaline58 November 29, 2010
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Mars Freaktard

A weird person who has an obsession with Dave Miller from dayshift at freddy's.
Person one: Do you know Mars?

Person two: The planet?

Person one: No, you dumb bitch the person who goons to Dave.

Person two: Oh.

Person one: Legend has it that Mars Freaktard once gooned so hard that she filled eight and a half buckets of cum.

Person two: What the fuck??
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mars

mars
"mars?"
"mars."
by yourmomondeeznuts October 3, 2021
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Moray Fried Mars Bar

The act of covering an African American woman in breadcrumbs and vegetable oil, then ejaculating all over her.
"Dude, you know Tasha? I gave her a Moray Fried Mars Bar last night, I think we're in love!"
by IGOTSOULJJA October 11, 2025
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Mars

Mars is the most adorable, trustworthy, reliable and spectacular person you'll ever meet. If your name is Mars, do not be afraid to open up to people. LET THEM HELP YOU! They trust you, so you have to trust them as well, no matter your severe trust issues. Do not be afraid of new beginnings. Start acting adventurous, stop being scared of getting caught, risk everything and have fun! Don't act so responsible, it gets boring after a while! You know you're not that sweet though. You tend to be nice to everyone, even if you hate most of them. You truly are evil. But we love you anyway
-Who is that person over there? They seem so kind and sweet.

-Yes!!! They're Mars! They are truly nice.
by itssocoldimliterallyfreezing November 21, 2021
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James Mars

Hahahaha should’ve seen me last night, I was such a James Mars.
by leakyhoop420 October 10, 2020
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