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mars
"mars?"
"mars."
by yourmomondeeznuts October 3, 2021
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Mars

Mars is the most adorable, trustworthy, reliable and spectacular person you'll ever meet. If your name is Mars, do not be afraid to open up to people. LET THEM HELP YOU! They trust you, so you have to trust them as well, no matter your severe trust issues. Do not be afraid of new beginnings. Start acting adventurous, stop being scared of getting caught, risk everything and have fun! Don't act so responsible, it gets boring after a while! You know you're not that sweet though. You tend to be nice to everyone, even if you hate most of them. You truly are evil. But we love you anyway
-Who is that person over there? They seem so kind and sweet.

-Yes!!! They're Mars! They are truly nice.
by itssocoldimliterallyfreezing November 21, 2021
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Moray Fried Mars Bar

The act of covering an African American woman in breadcrumbs and vegetable oil, then ejaculating all over her.
"Dude, you know Tasha? I gave her a Moray Fried Mars Bar last night, I think we're in love!"
by IGOTSOULJJA October 11, 2025
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Mars and Venus

Used to describe a person's shit internet connection as if they are in an entirely different planet.
A: We've finished the game
B: Lmao he still hasn't finished loading! Is he from Mars and Venus?
by ChingDim February 3, 2022
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Mars

a well known red planet in our solar system. not yet inhabited by humans.
by thatoneplanet April 9, 2022
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Mars

Hi mars 🌹
by chongyunsbf July 7, 2021
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Mars

Mars is a great person who is really funny, they love their friends and would do anything for them. They can be rude at times but that’s their way of joking. They probably don’t want to do anything with their life. Just want to be close to their friends
Person 1: are you friends with mars? You really should be!
by Samhasaknifee January 27, 2022
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