A cesspool of depravity, poisoning the Thames. Notorious for anal pioneers, fetish freaks and a sickening stench of melted dildos
Billy: Oh no, I’ve got to go through Barnes (London, SW13) on the train!
Jim: shit. Just make sure to keep the windows closed and don’t make any kind of eye contact with the locals.
Jim: shit. Just make sure to keep the windows closed and don’t make any kind of eye contact with the locals.
by Concerned onlooker April 21, 2024
Get the Barnes (London, SW13)mug. A London Bridge can only exist with 4 people; 2 sets of tits (specifically nipple to nipple, nipple to nipple), and the two bridge crossers create the bridges by lining up the sets of tits and having the crossers do two each on opposite sides. The closeness this bridge creates is palpable and full of enjoyment!
by Greenlowtops March 22, 2025
Get the London Bridgemug. by JonMadden March 10, 2023
Get the South London Specialmug. London is the capital of England, Marie is a universal middle name for a woman. She is adorable but you don’t want to get on her bad side.
If you ever upset London Marie she will forgive you very easily, until she had enough. But when upsetting her family, good job your on her bad side.
She is often shy to people she’s not close to, but once you get to know, she will reveal her crazy side.
If you ever upset London Marie she will forgive you very easily, until she had enough. But when upsetting her family, good job your on her bad side.
She is often shy to people she’s not close to, but once you get to know, she will reveal her crazy side.
London Marie is crazy adorable.
She isn’t someone you want on her bad side.
London isn’t from “London” the capital of England!
She isn’t someone you want on her bad side.
London isn’t from “London” the capital of England!
by London Marie November 22, 2021
Get the London Mariemug. by egg_fucker June 12, 2022
Get the londonedmug. 
That dude at the urinal was totally rocking a London Tube!
So I slept with this guy I picked up at the club last night, and he had a serious London Tube!
So I slept with this guy I picked up at the club last night, and he had a serious London Tube!
by Seattle White Thunder December 3, 2015
Get the london tubemug.