karen

40-50 yrs old, 98% chance theyre blonde, has like 2 kids, shops at marshalls, complains about stupid things, trumpie, anti masker, lowkey looks like thatveganteacher's daughter 😣

karens these days smh

by iaintneverseen2prettybestfrien February 28, 2021

Karen

Always speaks to the manager/takes the kids/vegan

Karen:LET ME SPEAK TI A MANAGER!!!!!!
Person:you just came in here and we never saw you here

by Canadian Keyboard October 23, 2019

Karen

A suburban, republican, middle aged, white woman that complains to the manager about anything. She assumes that every policy is a personal attack on her and her freedom. In the Covid 19 era, she refused to wear a facemask, and believes facemask go against her civil rights. She also believes that "stay at home orders" violate her right to go to the salon for her custom haircut

Everybody in the store is getting along just fine wearing their facemasks until Karen shows up without her mask own and starts screaming "This is America! I don't have to wear a mask"

by Karen's Husband May 24, 2020

Karen

Definition: A bitch who took the kids 3 years ago LET ME SEE THEM

"Karen please"

by Eggy557 July 4, 2019

Karen

There’s a joke that women by the name of Karen follow a certain stereotype. They are often characterised by their short, sideswept hairstyle, their white clothing, their large (often dolce and Gabbana) sunglasses, their reliance on their begrudged (ex-)husband’s child support/income, though their NOT A PYRAMID SCHEME will take off any day now, their tendency to congregate with other Karens, their claim of custody over the children from one of their marriages, the children of which are always acting annoyingly but she will never intervene and only condone their disrespect and, last but certainly not least, their unrelenting desire to speak to a manager.

They also DEFINITELY drive an Audi TT, new VW Bug or a Mazda MX5.

1. The husband's child support/income, though they're NOT A PYRAMID SCHEME will take off any day now, their tendency to congregate with other Karens', their claim of custody over the children from one of their marriages, the children of which are always acting annoyingly but she will never intervene/discipline them and only condone their disrespect and, last but certainly not least, their unrelenting desire to speak to a manager with that damn haircut.

2. They also DEFINITELY drive an Audi TT, new VW Bug or a Mazda MX5.

by urbanized360 January 4, 2019

Karen

a white woman, usually in her mid-40s, with a Volvo, Mercedes, or Cadillac, usually has 2 or 3 kids, has acrylic nails, trademark haircut and attitude. and loves speaking to the manager. Will stop at nothing to get what she or her kids want. Everything in the world is hers and if she doesn't get something, she's gonna sue

bruh the Karen over there stole my phone
she is such a Karen
don't piss off the Karen, she'll take your things

by Dr. no u April 22, 2020

Karen

Usually a girl who master baits towards tall attractive boys like Freddie. She usually does this action in a public Japanese bathroom

Did I just see a Karen in the bathroom?

by YoBoiRevenge June 8, 2018