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Jersey Jump

When you make a left turn at a light as soon as it turns green, jumping the cars coming the other direction.
I'm in a hurry, gonna go for the jersey jump.
by o_.._o August 20, 2015
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Ski jumping

Ski jumping is a sport where you ride down a straight slope called "inrun" and then jump up at the end of the inrun and shape your skis like a V. Then try to land with a telemark when you approach the bottom of the hill, with your skis and feet apart from eachother. If you don't do that properly, you're gonna crash! The sport can also be practiced during summer, with a plastic-covered hill that is watered down.
I tried ski jumping yesterday, it went terribly wrong, i crashed. But I'll swear I'm not going to crash next time!
by SprengeMobil November 30, 2021
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Spirited Jump

When I large man who cannot complete a full jumping jack because his arms do not reach, does a jumping jack to the best of his ability and then finishes it with jazz hands.
Did you guys just see John Candy do that spirited jump?
by Chinchillaaa December 29, 2009
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jump for jude

disabled boy who needs help immediately and is on verge of dying.
me: i’m so jump for jude
bonny and deirdre: let’s plan your funeral
by iamageri February 5, 2023
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Overflow Jump

The most complex type of "jump" in the world record TAS speedrun for Super Mario 64. It's where you go SO UNBELIEVABLY fast that you move through something called "parallel universes". You move through MULTIPLE of them, then rotate your camera, and then jump. This allows you to move through a parallel universe vertically. Then it kicks you out because of reasons I'm not gonna talk about, and boom! You just did an overflow jump!
"What is this mess? Parallel universes? Quartersteps? Overflow jumps are weird."
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waffle jump

Abrupt change in topic of conversation or thought through triggered words

It comes from the idea that men's brains work like waffles, everything has a category.

Where as a woman's brain works like noodles, everything is connected.
When I man tries to think like a woman, he has to jump waffles squares to keep up.
Vickey: what's a good resturant?
Sam: have you been to that new Chinese place on main?

Vickey: I FORGOT TO PAY MY SUBCRIPTION TO WOW
Sam: woah waffle jump much?
Vickey: sorry you said "main" which made me think of my main character on WOW which reminded me I forgot to renew my subscription
by paleandmale May 25, 2014
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even jump

An even jump is a jump that is so perfect. The back of your feet line up with perfectly with the edge of what you're jumping on. It's usually said when this happens in video games, although it can happen in real life and can happen to anything or anyone that's jumping on something.
I've never seen anybody land that so perfectly! That was such an even jump!!
by Retard_Ryan February 10, 2023
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