Juan Dis Phakinat is a son of dreamybullxxx. He was a poor man who spent his last dollars on baked nuts, only to get robbed on his way in front of his house. He then passed away due to starvation. He cried in pain. A kind man named Oakley Colt Shyd offered him a boiled egg, unfortunately, it was too late. May he rest in peace.
by PoopSlave97 May 14, 2024
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by pussydestoryers9000s October 26, 2020
Get the juanmug. by Mj (Mexican Juan) September 11, 2021
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by Pop a lock December 9, 2021
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Girl 1- OMG I saw Juan-Pierre in the hallway and we made full eye contact
Girl 2- WHAT ? are you okay?
Girl 1- NO I need to break up with my boyfriend!
Guy 1- Yo bro do you know if Juan-Pierre is surfing in this contest?
Guy 2- Yea bro he is, no we will never have a chance darn it!
Girl 2- WHAT ? are you okay?
Girl 1- NO I need to break up with my boyfriend!
Guy 1- Yo bro do you know if Juan-Pierre is surfing in this contest?
Guy 2- Yea bro he is, no we will never have a chance darn it!
by 1234Blondie1234 February 1, 2023
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