Jeremy

Guy who probably could not behave in class for more than 3 minutes. Statistically the most likely name to be arrested.

Teacher: Jeremy! Sit down!

by SonicLover8000 January 27, 2023

pulling a Jeremy

Using the same detail more than once to confuse anyone who might be interested in something.

I can't believe it! FNAF just keeps pulling a Jeremy!

by MerBudd January 30, 2023

Jeremy

An obese person, morbidly so. Also an alcoholic.

I don’t trust Justin as far as I could throw Jeremy.

by JeremyIsFat February 22, 2023

Jeremy

An obese person, morbidly so. Also an alcoholic.

I don’t trust Justin as far as I could throw Jeremy.

by JeremyIsFat February 22, 2023

Deuter Ron Jeremy

Deuter Ron Jeremy is a cross-up between the teachings, words and actions of Ron Jeremy versus the book of Deuteronomy. Thou shalt not Deuter Ron Jeremy.

"Due to the Deuter Ron Jeremy's booty, there is no room for Deuter Ron Jeremy's doodie. The Deuter Ron Jeremy will stay the same as the Deuter Ron Jeremy still bears his name."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 22, 2023

Jeremy

A big football fan. Mostly likes his favorite team, The Buffallo Bills.

Mark: "Hey did you see how intense that guy was into his football game?"
Brad: "Yeah and his name is Jeremy"

by Dagod11! November 6, 2023

Jeremy

A rich kid on the block that acts like he has no money whatsoever . Always coming through with them club turkey sandwiches and little sprouts like we don’t know he a trust fund kid handing out snacks.

Did you see Jeremy after school today?
Nah, but he did give me a hAAGEN daz bar during lunch today

by immmmapotatoo November 8, 2023