Jackin ina Jag

Despite the common meaning at first glance this phrase doesn't use jackin synonymous for stealing, as one might originally think, but in reality, masturbation.

To Jack ina Jag is to masturbate in an upper echelon high speed vehicle to show off presumably newly attended levels of wealth.

"I just got a bag from this court case, I'm finna go jackin ina jag now"

or
"I ain't neva going to jack ina jag with these hours, I need to get my bread up"

by ToxicSandwiches April 6, 2023

Jacking Off

Jacking off is a very popular sport in the men's community. Sometimes girls can participate but they don't have dicks. Sometimes it is compared to fishing

Dude 1: Bro I'm the world champion at jacking off
Dude 2: We need to get you some bitches fast

by SpunchKnob Shitpants April 8, 2023

Jackameme

A virgin who blows loads inside their own belly button

Yo, you need to get laid. All you do is jackameme yourself. It's sticky!

by creep02 May 6, 2023

Jackie Kennedy treatment

Mind blowing head in the back seat.

Hey shawty, I'm trying to get the Jackie Kennedy treatment, what you say?

by Xx2011ToyotaCamryxX May 25, 2023

Jackie

A feminine guy named Jack who bullies other feminine guys, And has a soft color pallet with Curly hair.
(Bonus points if they have a Boyfriend/Husband who is also feminine)

Person1: Ugh, that guy is SUCH a Jackie!
Person2: I know right!? and there BOYFRIEND, ugh.

by ShinyyLungs October 9, 2023

Coat Jacking.

When one's coat goes missing from a public place except the coat that is gone missing was worse than the coat that is left for you to take..

You go into a hair salon. Take off your coat and hang it up. Then when you are leaving you put your coat back on. Next you reach into your pocket to find your ipod. While doing so you realize your coat is softer. Then you notice the zipper is different. Then you finally notice that it is not your coat but instead a very similar and newer coat of the same brand. You go back into the hair salon and your actual coat is no where to be found. But wait, you have the newer coat. Therefore this coat jacking has resulted in you getting the better deal. Coat jacking... somebody is going home in a new coat.

by Coat-jacker9000 January 10, 2012

Photo-Jacking

In a similar vein to photobombing, however instead of getting in the photo, you steal other peoples cheesy tourist shots by getting in the way of the photographer and taking the shot on your own camera.

"Look at these tourists posing for Eiffel tower hold up pics"

"Time for some Photo-Jacking"

by photojacker January 11, 2012