burn delay

A set amount of time allotted to a person in order to respond to a burn; usually five seconds, though varies with the audience; can be used to determing how snappy a person is.

Joe: BURN!!
Bob(10 seconds later): Yeah well...
Joe: Nope, you missed the burn delay.

by NOTMYNECK March 27, 2007

Frequency Burn

A rash, scab, cut, or pain of the penis that is NOT STD related. It is merely a rash, burn, skin tear, or scab from repeated use of the penis during a period of time without allowing the penis proper rest. Mainly from excessive masturbation, having an inexperienced girlfriend, a sex crazed girlfriend, or having sex with a dry grandma.

When you think you have something similar to an STD but you know it is impossible (you are not getting any)... Thank god... some peace of mind, it is merely Frequency Burn!

by Lingo The Pharmacist March 30, 2009

Techno Burn

The ear ringing and temporary deafness after clubbing or going to a concert

"Man I can barely hear you from the techno burn"

"Yeah we shouldn't have danced so close to the subs"

by brenan2000 January 6, 2012

Burns Lake

A small town filled with awesome people. The landscape is beautiful but the lake is disgusting. Its small and its boring/gay.

Shelby: Do you like burns lake?
Chenoa: NOOOOO!!! Its Gayyy!!!

by NoahBearz101 June 16, 2011

Fart burn

when you poop or fart and you butt hole burns. not like tempature, but like hot sauce on your tounge, or when you throw up and it goes up your nose. like that exept on your butthole.

guy 1: *FARRRRRTTT*
guy 2: EWW that was a wet one! wasnt it?!
guy 1: OWWWW MAJOR FART BURN!
guy 2: what?
guy 1: it feels like i just farted out jalapinos!
guy 2: omg...

by Bubba2x4 February 15, 2009

Burning Girrafs

an infestation of little animals contracted from a huge whore. often times have flame teeth.

"Man Caleb must have got Burning Girrafs from Carrie Caputo!"

by multi purpos solution September 30, 2008

fuck burn

Skin contusion aquired during sex, casued by friction between the skin and any part of the environment (carpet, bedding, couch material, etc..). (Scratch marks from fingernails, toenails, or teeth don't count).

I banged her on the couch so hard, I got a fuck burn on my left knee.

by decoy67 October 10, 2006