TAP Plan

A plan that is over the top, stupid, and won't do anything while most likely having a much simpler solution.

Your going to electrify a rod and conduct electricity into the ocean? We got another TAP Plan.

by TAP Hater 69 July 13, 2019

Clam tap

A short vaginal massage, typically focused on the clitoris.

If you're good you'll get a clam tap.

by realist_98 May 1, 2011

Tapping 🅿️

When one is pounding that juicy 🅿️ussy

Man did you see Jamie he was Tapping 🅿️

by The 🅿️ Tapper February 10, 2022

tapped gravy

An intriguing way to suck major dick at something

"I play Xbox but I simply just tapped gravy every time"

by Narkman420 October 7, 2016

McGregor Tap

While a girl gives a guy a blowjob, the guy proceeds to headlock her using his legs. Then, the girl in order not to die of asphyxiation she taps his arms like Connor McGregor did to Khabib Nurmagomedov.

Dude 1- How was with Jessica last night?
Dude 2- She agreed to try extreme stuff but she McGregor Tapped the moment I tried to choke her!

by cheeks clapper 69 November 14, 2022

casual tap

A person you casually have sex with.
Bitch on the side.

Frank: What's going on with you and that girl?
Joe: She comes by sometimes, just a "casual tap"

by nugsosekc August 6, 2015

Tap the moose

(verb)
1. To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy and/or Canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and Slay that poon

2. To literally prod a fucking moose. Like, seriously. Why would you do that? All it's trying to do is eat some grass or whatever the fuck moose do these days. Also, what is the plural of 'moose'? Is it 'moose' or 'mooses'?... 'miise'?

1.

(example 1)
A: "I'm gonna tap the moose tonight!"
B: "Yes get in there m8!"
(example 2)
A: "Come on, ladies! Let's get our mooses tapped, eh!?"
B: "Don't you mean 'moose tapped'?"
C: "I'm pretty sure it's 'miise', eh..."

2.
(at the zoo)
A: "Look at all the wildlife!"
B: "Daddy, can I tap the moose?"
A: "Why would you do that?"
B: "Because it's the most beautiful of all the mooses in the world!"
A: "It's 'miise', and no, that would be your mother."

by DatBoiAJ October 7, 2016