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Tommy Cans

Tommy cans is the man for when you’re skagging balls at 6 am sipping your last warm can, dying for the offy’s to open but can’t wait that long. Give him a call and he’ll be at your doorstep in 10 mins with a 24 pack of prasky. He never fails to deliever with a smile. He truly is a walking god
‘Aw man this is my last can’
‘Don’t worry man, Tommy cans is on the way
by Spaoibh September 28, 2021
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can clocker

A homeless man who’s occupation is servicing men in exchange for their empty beverages cans. ( Preferably works in states or provinces with bottle deposit.)
Yo Lets take all your empties to the can clocker down the block.
Hell yeah ive been collecting my cans all week!
by The_real_can_clocker September 3, 2021
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Can Fairy

A Can Fairy is a not so mythical creature that comes and cleans up any of your empties that found their way onto your lawn, into the street, and in some cases even cans that are on your porch. The Can Fairy is usually homeless but occasionally can be a normal person just doing community service.
Before leaving for the bars we all shotgunned beers and left them in the yard, when we got back we saw that the Can Fairy had been through.

I think I heard the Can Fairy come this morning.
by Swagcityyolo October 21, 2013
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BISCUIT CAN

A girl or woman who wears clothes way too tight for her body. So when she unzips her pants or unbuttons her shirt her body goes POOF!! like a can of biscuits.
Jeff: Hey I saw you took that girl home last night, how was that?
Kevin: Ehh, she was a good ride, but bro she was a total BISCUIT CAN!
by jasonmaples1 January 4, 2012
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Getting on the cans

An Australian expression for drinking beer. It usually refers to consuming packaged beer away from licensed premises, typically at home or a barbecue. Other types of alcohol are not usually consumed when one is “getting on the cans”.
Well mate, I knock off at 4pm and it’s a quick drive home, so I’ll be getting on the cans by 5pm at the very latest!
by The Regal Hyena October 28, 2023
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can\’t

An oddly weird fucking annoying way kids spell shit with an apostrophe.
Hey, I can\’t eat your toes tonight, sorry babe.
by BigLigmaJunk November 14, 2018
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chicken in a can

My gay uncle likes chicken in a can!
by Badger poker March 3, 2019
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