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Granny

Normal Person: "Still struggling to not be furry Job? "
Granny
by Kek me July 31, 2018
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Granny Grand slam

Take a Dab, take a shot of liquor, take a bong rip of weed, chug a beer, and exhale. All in one breathe makes the "granny grand slam". First performed by a youtube "grandma". Taking the "strikeout" to the next level.
My friends and I took some granny grand slams last night, we got peeled back!
by Walleyewacker11 September 26, 2018
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your great-granny

The ultimate and the worst insult, worse than your mom and your granny.
your great-granny a gay tranny.
by Dem-Definitions May 28, 2018
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granny

A grandmother that is evil, nagging and an outright bitch. She may look innocent on the outside but on the inside shes a demon.(This term is inspired by the mobile game Granny.)
person 1; ''you live with such a granny, how are you still alive?''
person 2; "I have a crossbow, I'm safe."
by grandmakiller May 31, 2018
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spank my granny

Omg , I'm so desperate! Is there anywhere I could spank my granny in here?
by IBanana03 June 3, 2018
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crippled granny crustacean

When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body
Dude, Margaret made me ejaculate so hard that she is now a crippled granny crustacean
by TitsMcNips August 17, 2022
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