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granny

she’s very very dirty minded but she is funny and knows how to be there for you. i love you granny!
by scajawea March 2, 2020
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Ur granny Tranny

A very harsh comeback to Ur mom gay. Lots better then the average No u. Basically means their grandma in trans gender .
Girl1 : Ur mom big gay

Boy: That sucks but ur granny tranny

Girl1:Your family tree LGBT
Boy:Ur dad lesbian

Girl1: Your ancestors incesters

Boy:BRUH

Girl1
Girl1:BRUH
Boy: BRUH

EVERYONE: BRUH
by Ur big momma March 17, 2020
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Internet Granny

Like the usual grandma, but introduced to the internet and the good ol' fake news. They will attempt to share any type of scandalous/exotic information that have no base with any type of social interaction avaliable to them, this includes and is not limited to: family, friends, co-workers, relatives, pets, neighbors, the hobo on the porch, and so on.

And of course, they don't research about the information and completely trust the So-Legitimate-Joe with his thesis.
A: Dude, don't eat carrots! I've read that they can cause anal prolapse!
B: You're an absolute Internet Granny
by Bergkam April 28, 2020
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Granny Crime

This is a name earned by robbing someone lads gaff over the age of 70, you must be a granny but gender doesnt matter
"Hey Paul did you hear that Peter mate is granny crime?"
by The funny word game May 20, 2020
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Granny

Granny A virtual reality game that is much to scary and much to real. Persons with high blood pressure, previous medical issues - including heart attacks and seizures, anxiety, senior citizens and impregnated women should avoid playing this program.

It is all fun and games until she is summoned, due to lack of data I cannot inform you what may happen when she gets a hold of you - there are no known survivors to share their experiences. If attempting to summon Granny PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

To begin summoning you must write her name on any object. The first sign of her presence will be someone familiar calling your name in the exact spot that her name was written, you will not be able to detect who is calling your name and from which direction but it will be loud and clear. The next and last sign will indicate she is getting closer to you will be that her name is crossed out where you wrote it, this proves she has been there.

If u continue to get weird vibes I suggest you sleep with one eye open because after summoning her she holds the power and leaves you in serious danger that could quite possibly create a traumatic and devastating outcome.

SUMMON GRANNY AT YOUR OWN RISK!
“Dude I heard you summoned Granny! Pfftttt good luck, see you in hell
by ._.unknown July 14, 2020
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neighborhood granny

a very old lady that doesn't know how to use technology and often weak but very caring
Tim: how's your granny?
James: she's kinda like a neighborhood granny.
by the milk gang member July 16, 2020
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Granny

A fat behind dog. No common sense, no teeth, eats crap, and smells like bull crap.
"Oh, look, its Granny eating a fat-behind turd."
by Deflated_Potato September 10, 2020
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