Granny Finger

You stick your fingers in her coochie until they become all wrinkled then stick it in her rear

i gave that bitch a good ol' granny finger the other night

by H T X November 15, 2020

crippled granny crustacean

When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body

Dude, Margaret made me ejaculate so hard that she is now a crippled granny crustacean

by TitsMcNips August 17, 2022

Granny Grinder

A person who loves to grind on grannies

James is a granny grinder

by granny grinder May 06, 2018

granny pimpin

Verb-to become friends with an older someone, in hopes that they will trade you their prescription medicine for a little money on the side.

I can't do anythin today guys, i have to go granny pimpin cause i am low on vicadin

by snwduuuuudeee May 08, 2009

The Granny Gauntlet

The challenge to complete all 3 Granny video games without getting hit once. If you get hit once especially in the second or third game you have to start at the beginning back at the first game. This challenge was popularized by the world’s heaviest streamer Caseoh

Person 1: Yo dude did you see that new Caseoh clip

Person 2: Haha yeah! He won The Granny Gauntlet!

by Keilli January 02, 2024

Granny Crime

This is a name earned by robbing someone lads gaff over the age of 70, you must be a granny but gender doesnt matter

"Hey Paul did you hear that Peter mate is granny crime?"

by The funny word game May 20, 2020

batok granny

a person that is a nonce. He does not cooperate in school projects

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by obobkaba November 22, 2023