gabe

a 56 year old white male born in 3 november, wears glasses, has brown hair and runs a company called valve
he still has nothing to say about episode 3/half-life 3
he apparently doesn't likes the number 3

interviewer: gabe, when are you going to release half-life 3?
gabe: what?
interviewer: half-life 3, when are you going to release it?
gabe: sorry i couldn't understand the word after half-life
interviewer: i said "three"
gabe: what is "three"?
*seinfeld theme intensifies*

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

Gabe

Gabe. Known as the perfect guy best friend. Hanging out with him the first time he will be so open and kind and genuinely want to get to know you. Gabe is so magnetic that after this one time you will understand why everyone loves him. And if you’re lucky he’ll love you too, which also isn’t hard because he lets everyone into his huge heart. You can’t help but catch feelings for him even if you weren’t trying not too. And if you think you won’t, good luck!

I finally met Gabe, everything’s true. I think I might like him

by Harperskillet January 15, 2019

Gabe

A name you call someone who is being annoying and just lowkey gay
Like a nickname

Alfonsis: dude stop annoying me I’m tryna get this girls number
Lawrence: nah I’m gonna tell her you’re inbred and you won’t get her number
Alfonsis: fuck off gabe
Lawrence: *dies*

by POOPEATINBANDIT January 23, 2019

gabe

ugly , dumb,but weird

gabe is coming hide

by jade musen ug January 25, 2019

gabe

he skates, does drugs, and hooks up with the student teacher.

what a friggin kool kid klub

gabe makes love to student teacher lol
Lmao
ha u thought i was joking
ha jk ik
oh lol
lol

by peenhub.meme January 31, 2019

Gabe

A Gabe is one of the fatest cunts. All though he is very rare to see . if you are a boy run because the big tity fuck will rape you

That Gabe is a pedo

by Hhudson February 4, 2019

Gabe Brinkman

Sounds like the football type of person. He is athletic, funny, and an overall perfect human. He has a lot of friends, and many people look up to him. He sees what's inside of people rather than what is on the outside. Many girls like him, but if he has one girl in mind he will make sure he gets her. He loves to kiss, cuddle, hold hands, and is a total romantic. If he likes you, hold on to him. He sees you for you no matter how much of a naked mole rat you may look.

Girl 1: Wait was the Gabe Brinkman who just talked to you?
Girl 2: Yeah, he is such an amazing person. I wish he would like me.

by Jpawzing February 5, 2019