Gabe

Gabe is an asshole. He won’t break your heart, because you’re too mad to be sad and can’t imagine how you ever liked him. He’ll make you wish you never even knew him. He’s petty and childish and no one likes him.

1: Yo is that Gabe over there?
2: Ugh yeah he fucking sucks.

by educator on slurs November 21, 2023

gabe goral

Steals vbucks annoying and fucks up day

Gabe goral

by Thick ge January 8, 2019

Gabe

Gabes are usually fatass bumbs who become pedos when they surpass the age of 18. They’re really good at video games and have great taste in music. They’re probably about 6 feet tall and 5 Big Macs over 180. My mans can grow hair like no tomorrow and is packing at least 6 inches. They’re really funny so keep them around to make you laugh until they get caught with a minor. At which point you deny every knowing the guy.

Cop: Are you Gabe’s best friend?

You: I’ve never met this man in my life

by Dr. Oxlong November 21, 2021

Gabe

A friend or acquaintance who sucked a weenier and gets no play.

Friend: "Bro did you hear what that dude did last did last night?"
Me: "Ya, He pulled a GAYbriel and went ham on that guys sausage."
Friend: "What a Gabe move brah"

by BookSteeler52 September 19, 2022

Gabe

Has a massive hog and isn’t afraid of anything, gets loads of fanny, eats minge all day everyday

Gabe is a pussy eater

by Gahahsurudh November 23, 2021

nightmare gabe

the fnaf rapper's final and most terrifying form, his true most evil self. Not even Pepsi can save him now.

keep up with the fnaf rapper on tiktok to see how it ends.

Anger flows.... I am becoming... nightmare gabe

by epiccheecurd August 1, 2025

Gabe

A Fatass that tells people to get bitches when he has 0

Gabe:hi-
Bitches:*gone*

by Hi skejdmsndnmsnfmdmdnendnd February 3, 2022