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green balloons 

Injurious sex caused by the perpetrator ignoring your safe words. Derived from former MO Speaker Rod Jetton's alleged assault and battery during sex, causing his sexual partner to go unconscious, and later blaming her for not using the safe words, "green balloons."
"Claudia's dead, because John tied her up during sex and went all green balloons on her."
green balloons by kucheeku December 8, 2009
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Green Day posuer 

someone who claims to be a green day fan, but only owns american idiot, and EVEN SO only listens to tracks 1, 3, 4 and 11.(american idiot, holiday, blvd. of broken dreams, and wake me up when sept. ends) also thinks that american idiot was green day's first cd. can not recognize billie without eyeliner, black hair or a tie(and do not know that he is MARRIED). if you are a real green day fan, it is EXTREAMLY difficult to prevent yourself from chewing these people out, screaming at them, or bitch slapping them. you just sit there and you eye twitches.
{acctual converstion between me and my longtime friend}

Green Day posuer{Lesya}: aaaah! green day is so great! i love them!
Green Day fan{Me}: ohmagosh! no way! you two? i love them so much! i'm obsessed! my favorite's kerplunk. you?
L: ? huH?
M: ... uhm..... ok, i figured out how to play king for a day! wanna hear?
L: uhmmm... what now?
M: .... do you like are we the waiting..??
L: uuuhhh... o wait! yea, i heard taht one like twise! i really only like listen to american idiot, blvd of broken dreams, you know.
M: ... *twitch*twitch... i am trying /really/ hard not to hate you right now, lesya.... {internally growls}
Green Day posuer by mrs.dirnt April 28, 2006

Green Hornet 

1. The Green Hornet = Britt Reid = Wealthy newspaper owner = Grand Nephew of John Reid = The Lone Ranger.

Keye Luke played Kato, the Green Hornet's Japanese assistant, in the 1940's (?). Bruce Lee played Kato in the 1960's. Keye Luke played Bruce Lee's old master in ENTER THE DRAGON (and a similar role in the KUNG FU TV series).

2. An ugly AMC two door hatchback in an ugly color.
1. The Green Hornet TV show was started as a spin-off of BATMAN. Batman & Robin thought the Green Hornet & Kato were badguys, so they attacked them. The Green Hornet and Batman were about equal. Kato (Bruce Lee) kicked Robin's ass, and then ran over and finished off Batman.

2. I don't know which was worse, my green Hornet, or my orange Chevette. At least when I had the Chevette, I could honestly tell dumb blondes at the bar that I had a 'Vette, and then get them so blasted that they wouldn't notice when I drove them home.
A common isulting way of referring to the band Green Day.
Everyone thought that they were being creative and cool calling Green Day "Green Gay" until the drummer himself called the band that.
Green Gay by Asasdfa May 1, 2005

Green Day 

A day spend sitting around, smoking pot and doing absolutely nothing
Yesterday i smoked pot all day so i had a green day
Green Day by Nibsy September 16, 2005

green on the wood 

CASH ON DEMAND, put the money on the table, no B.S., etc.
"Green on the wood makes the deal look good."
green on the wood by Paulzzy March 30, 2010

Green Bay Tuxedo

Similar to the popular Canadian tuxedo, the Green Bay variety involves someone wearing three or more items of Packer wear. The most popular combo is a hat, t shirt and jacket but for the most formal occasions, Green Bay Tuxedo wearers might add a pair of green and gold zubaz. The female tuxedo only requires two items of Packer gear.
Look at Steve's game day getup - he's sporting the full Green Bay tuxedo.