dumb fucks

fuck you dumb ass bitch

this person is a dumb fucks

by crispy gamer February 26, 2018

No fucks giving

TRACE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING “NO FUCKS GIVING”

K said somebody stole my car.
Trace said so what? No fucks giving

by No fucks giving November 3, 2018

Nega-Fucks

Fucks that are so small and dense, it caves in on itself, creating a fuck black hole that sucks in your sanity.

*Boring ass lecture*
Student 1: Words cannot describe how little of a fuck I give right now...
Student 2: Brooo, I'm about to start giving nega-fucks...
Student 1: Oh no...
* Student 2's brain begins to implode as the destructive force of nega-fucks erodes his mental capacity*
Student 1: Ah shit, here we go again...

by Lightskin Dreads April 22, 2019

Sick Fucks

A couple that chooses another's relations to make love work, and in the morning realizing that it was a big mistake!

Last night, sex was creepy. Now I feel like we're a couple of sick fucks!

by Genmyself3 January 20, 2020

Fair fucks

In any given situation, where it is totally legit to say «fuck it», a counterpart can state; «fair fucks..»

Me - «Fuck it, I’ll start on my paper tomorrow...»

My friend - «fair fucks...»

by TERMINATORm July 4, 2020

The fucks I give

None. There are no fucks to give. Empty. The Great Depression was caused by this, the amount of fucks not given.

Bro, there is nothing in my wallet just like the fucks I give in this conversation .

by U maybe know me February 9, 2021

No-Fucks-Giving

A holiday alternative to Thanksgiving. Instead of pretending to enjoy gathering around a table to eat dry turkey, with judgmental relatives; No-Fucks-giving is about doing what you actually want to do, without giving any fucks to societal expectations. No-fucks-giving can be celebrated by doing things like getting together with people you actually like and barbecuing and drinking beer. Or even just sitting at home alone to eat pizza and play video games. Why not? Fuck it.

Sam: Ugh... I have to go to my girlfriend’s parents house for Thanksgiving... It’s probably going to be a whole night of her dad trying to convince me to work at his office, and her mom trying to convert me to their religion...

Raul: Damn, you should make an excuse to get out of that shit and come celibate No-fucks-giving with us. We’ll be grilling, drinking, fighting and even lighting off illegal fireworks for some reason. Just come with a condom and an alias, and your good!

Sam:... yeah, that still sounds better than Thanksgiving. I’m in.

by AnonymousBloke March 6, 2021