Friend Zone 

A term often used in bitterness by men when women make the choice to not fuck someone. Often used by douchebags or people with Nice Guy Syndrome.

I went to the friend zone once to make some friends but it was just a bunch of angry mens' rights activists wearing fedoras.

Friend Zone by MsPrudence July 13, 2012

friend zone 

The friend zone is the mythical place where a man is put into despite known/unknown sexual/romantic feelings for a woman. Everybody then thinks of the woman as a bitch or rude, even though she really just doesn't have any romantic/sexual feelings for the man, but thinks he's a great person and wants to be friends with him.

Alex: Oh man, Sheila just friendzoned you so hard! The friend zone sucks! She's such a bitch, any girl would be lucky to have you!
Ted: I know, man. I irrationally hate her now.
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Sheila: Ted is such a great guy, I'm lucky to be friends with him!
Cassandra: I know! Would you mind setting me up on a date with him?
Sheila: Sure! I think it would be great if he was in a relationship with someone! I would date him myself, but I don't have any romantic or sexual feelings for him. But you would make a great girlfriend!

friend zone by orbees March 25, 2013

friend-o-saurus 

An unattractive female usually over weight, that accompanies an attractive female that you want to mack on. A friend-o-saurus will usually foil your attempts to score with her partner. (See Cockblock)

Guy 1: Yo check out that chick she's bangin'. I'ma go holla at her.

Guy 2: Man she brought ol' friend-o-saurus along, you aint getting past her.

friend-o-saurus by IcedC June 7, 2005

friend fucker 

A good friend, homie, or pard that commits actions considered unfriendly, uncaring, and inconsiderate. Can be interpreted as a joke or warning to avoid bad friend behavior.

luke is a friend fucker, i got a ride with him to the park and he left me there with out letting me know.

friend fucker by Lou Dumas!!!! November 10, 2010

Friend Zone 

Definition:
A state of being where a male inadvertently becomes a 'platonic friend' of an attractive female who he was trying to intitate a romantic relationship. Females have been rumored to arrive in the Friend Zone, but reports are unsubstanciated.

Girl:
"I love you (Insert the poor bastard's name here,) but I dont want to ruin a great friendship by dating you."
Guy:
"Well why the fuck did I waste two months on you?"

Friend Zone by garrett M. S. September 5, 2005

friend trench 

The dreadful (yet metaphorical) place where a lady that takes a man's fancy resides when he forgets to kiss her goodbye after a date, or generally behaves in a way that will prevent said female from ever jumping into bed with him. Tell tale signs include introductions as 'some guy,' and gagging gestures whenever he tries to flirt.

To the average male, it is slightly worse the seventh circle of hell.

Dave: I think i've found myself a lovely, sexy, hot, female 'friend.' FUCK!
Andy: Why don't you just rag the shit out of her?
Dave: We're in the friend trench.
Andy: Ouch.

friend trench by fuelofbritain March 13, 2008

Friend Zone 

The term a Guy or Girl uses when rejected by someone they fancie/like/love etc... Generally used to obtain sympathy.

The notion in its self was probably conceived by someone wallowing in self pity after being "nice" didn't get them sex (which undermines the point of been nice) they also see people succesfull at getting relationships with women as "Jerks" etc... when in fact they are just jealous.

Being nice to a girl doesn't mean they owe you sex, and if that's all you want from them then your not the "nice guy" your in fact a "Jerk"

The girl/boy isn't "using you" when in the friend zone. you are free to leave whenever you want but they probably do stuff for you to that you don't notice seen as your so obsessed with having sex with them like help cheer you up when your down, they might do you a favor every now and then like any other friend of the same sex.

If some other person gets the one you like don't think you are the only person that has true feelings for them. your feelings are no different than anyone elses

There is probably people you have freind zoned so dont act so innocent either

Friend Zone by earlymorningrant111 July 23, 2012