acorn in the forest

a little circumsized dick in a forest of pubes

"Wow, Greg must have an acorn in the forest."

by justaworm December 5, 2016

Forest circle

A term heaven to a female with a hairy anus.

Remember that girl I went home with last weekend? She had an impressive forest circle.

by Triplefour February 27, 2023

forest hooker

the act were a dumb hoe dont shave for a month because she is a serious feminist and thinks you wont accept her for who she is if she has a forest of hair on her puss leaving you confused as fuck to where to put your dick durring sex so you end up not wanting to have sex with that dumb hoe, so she goes and fucks other guys to see if they have the same problem.

Sarah,"Damn Jeremy you really cant even stick it in", Jeremy," Dumb hoe if you wasnt a forest hooker we wouldnt have this problem.

by Nay-Nay Jay October 6, 2017

Apple Picking in the Black Forest

another term for fisting, but specifically when everyone is German

Oh Angela? She loves apple picking in the Black Forest. I should set you two up!

by Michael December 7, 2021

Forest Fire

A bill gates style riot

Im going to make a forest fire

by JDM_Dolo March 22, 2017

Food Forester

A hippy, environmentally friendly food truck run by women that can often be found at gas stations.

Let’s go to the Racetrack and eat at the Food Forester.

Did you get sick last week when we ate at the Food Forester?

by KBatty February 8, 2020

Forest Gumper

dumper nociggies rolladumper raidtheashtray poor

‘Hey dude we are out of ciggies so hit the ashtray, dunno what’s in there but just roll up a Forest Gumper n roll with it’
‘I’m so high. No smokes. Roll a Forest Gumper!’

by ParkerRightoverthereplease July 12, 2018