General definition - Anti-causality. When the desired or expected effect is the only effect NOT achieved by any given cause, this is EPIC FAIL.
Definition as it pertains to Relativity - Failure so monumental in scale that it has the possibility to rupture the space-time continuum by fracturing the light-cone at the point between the causal past and causal present boundaries because there is no possible way the cause could precede any effect within the same spatial reference frame of the observer.
Definition you're most likely to understand - The result of the physical union of your parents.
Definition as it pertains to Relativity - Failure so monumental in scale that it has the possibility to rupture the space-time continuum by fracturing the light-cone at the point between the causal past and causal present boundaries because there is no possible way the cause could precede any effect within the same spatial reference frame of the observer.
Definition you're most likely to understand - The result of the physical union of your parents.
Bob: "I posted my music on myspace because I wanted to be appreciated by the masses"
Greg: "Oh yeah? What happened?"
Bob: "Turns out my music makes people's ears fall off"
Greg: "Epic fail, no cookie for you!"
Following this conversation, the universe folds in on itself and is oblitera
Greg: "Oh yeah? What happened?"
Bob: "Turns out my music makes people's ears fall off"
Greg: "Epic fail, no cookie for you!"
Following this conversation, the universe folds in on itself and is oblitera
by Theydrick February 21, 2009
Get the epic fail mug.A turd, that by itself, is large enough to clog the toilet without the use of paper, possibly needing to be broken up with plunger etc.
"I took a mean dump this morning. I had to poke at it with a plunger until it went down. That shit was just too big to fail"
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To fail horribly
However bad a fail is, you do NOT say "epic fail" in reality, it makes you sound like a total douche.
However bad a fail is, you do NOT say "epic fail" in reality, it makes you sound like a total douche.
by Anonynoose February 27, 2009
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Get the Epic Fail mug.When you recieve a phone call/email and it is painfully obvious that the person who has contacted you is a pedophile.
"I got an email yesterday, it said, 'Age does not matter to me, I am sure we will come to love one another.'"
"Pedophile Fail!"
"Pedophile Fail!"
by Jooker January 18, 2009
Get the Pedophile Fail mug.Russ: "And I seem to recall the reason behind your dark fail ale was that you tried to do too many funky things to it?"
Row: "Yeah, the fail ale was due to weird recipe that the guy from the Coopers hotline thing suggested. I should've just stuck with the stout can and sugar...Waaa."
Row: "Yeah, the fail ale was due to weird recipe that the guy from the Coopers hotline thing suggested. I should've just stuck with the stout can and sugar...Waaa."
by Louminu May 29, 2009
Get the Fail Ale mug.In NCAA football or Madden you cant seem to decide on a defense, so you go with the good ol reliable cover 3...however the QB sees you in cover 3 and sees the hole behind the LB's and in front of the S's and hits the wide reciever on the post for a TD
Chase Daniel noticed the Ohio State defense in cover 3 and hit Jeremy Maclin on the post for a TD...COVER 3 FAIL!!!!!!
by RobPK February 23, 2009
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