A possibly world-record shattering turd that measures from end to end, at the very least, 12 inches.
Samantha: "Why were you laughing so hard in the bathroom?"
Barbara: "Holy shit, bitch. I just made a filthy footlong in there. I haven't flushed it yet - you wanna see?"
Samantha: "Hell no, that's disgusting! By the way, why the fuck is your name Barbara?"
Barbara: "Holy shit, bitch. I just made a filthy footlong in there. I haven't flushed it yet - you wanna see?"
Samantha: "Hell no, that's disgusting! By the way, why the fuck is your name Barbara?"
by anonguy654280 February 20, 2022
Get the Filthy Footlongmug. A combination of methadone, nicotine and methamphetamine often used to support an extended period (long weekends) of torrid auto-erotica and self-inflicted abuse. This is a practice with origins in Tai Pei among the expat technology community and has recently surfaced on the west coast, namely silicon valley and the Portland, OR communities.
"Dude, you gotta try the filthy Chai. It'll keep you going until your eyes roll back into your skull."
by Solong Oolong February 23, 2017
Get the filthy chaimug. I gave that stripper a filthy snowblower the other night. They don't make water hot enough to scald the shame away after that.
by J-Unit138 November 5, 2012
Get the Filthy Snowblowermug. A friend or confidant that plays Cupid on your behalf. Someone who offers you online dating advice or arranges the opportunity for you to meet new lovers via their Internet profiles.
If the hookup is successful, the person that facilitated the situation is known as a Filthy Miracle Worker.
If the hookup is successful, the person that facilitated the situation is known as a Filthy Miracle Worker.
Dan set me up with a girl he has been talking to on a dating website. Had a great night. The guy is a legend and a filthy miracle worker.
by creativecaravan May 15, 2014
Get the Filthy Miracle Workermug. A very cool guy in the For Honor community who's in charge of r/CompetitiveForHonor. He has also collaborated with Ubisoft to help For Honor players git gud.
by Bodied_Man August 16, 2021
Get the The Filthy Spaniardmug. The act of putting one’s finger up their asshole, then sticking the aforementioned finger in another persons ear. Similar to a “wet willy”.
My girlfriend pissed me off last night, so I gave her a Filthy Fredrick while she was sleeping. Now she has an ear infection.
by Iamngz April 17, 2024
Get the Filthy Fredrickmug. by Non-filthy bon July 28, 2023
Get the Filthy Alicemug.