fifty-fifty

Term used to describe a large amount of something. It is usually pronounced fiddy fiddy; and always used in reference to another's extreme problem, habit, overuse, etc.

Dave: Man, Max, you've got like fifty-fifty pimples on your back.
Max: Damn, really?

by HungryDave October 4, 2013

fifty-candle blowjob

A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.

She just gave the best head, dude. On a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle blowjob.

by soupbee November 5, 2014

fifty-fifty affair

mutual affair or feeling

It had been a fifty-fifty affair.

by heeeyjane September 8, 2014

Fifth Coming

Fifth Coming

A shot found at the bar. It is mixed with:

- One part Jose Cuervo Especial Gold Tequila
- One part Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey

- One part Johnnie Walker Scotch Whiskey

- One part Jim Beam Bourbon Whiskey

- One part Jameson Whiskey

Mixed together these five guys are sure to bring about the drunk of all drunkeness. The unholiest of all hangovers. Not for the faint of heart of your own free will or the perfect surprise for that new 21 year old friend.

Ruler of the four horseman.

It's my friends birthday may I have a fifth coming?

by DZNuts March 30, 2015

fifth harmony

fifth harmony are four girls who rule this fuckin' world. first there were five, till camila cabello left the group. they're fans are called harmonizers, who btw are the best fangirls and fanboys in the whole entire world. real harmonizers support all the girls, called ot5 or ot4

fifth harmony rule the world

by fifthharmonyot5 January 2, 2017

Fifteen dollars

fif-teen dol-lar
/fif' ten, 'fif, ten/ daler/

noun
plural noun: fifteen dollars

a masta piece for your wallet.

This mastapiece cost's fifteen dollars. Now that is what you call a mastapiece for your wallet.

by eylmao May 26, 2017

fifty wiper

When you go for a shit and after you've finished it takes many and much toilet tissue to get a clean result. As opposed to a good clean shit where you are claps shut with no residue to smear about

Thought I was going for a quick shit but it turned into a fifty wiper

by Ploppy son of Ploppy November 15, 2017