Fat Claiming

It's not fat shaming, just fat claiming. It's not like you are saying it's "bad to be fat" you are just saying "that person is fat" with no ill intent.

"She's fat."
"Dude, thats fat shaming."
"Nah man, theres nothing wrong with being fat. I'm just fat claiming."
"Ohhhhh. k."

by WhatTheCrackerBarrel February 10, 2020

Fat Rooster

A big, fat, engorged cock with ginger pubes.

Roger did my ass with this fat rooster.

I sucked my uncle’s fat rooster.

by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2018

fat eli

A ugly fat nigga that looks like a persons right ass cheek

Wow look its a fat eli

by Red-Savage August 19, 2019

finals fat

The extra girth that is accumulated from eating fast fatty food to enable you to study longer in finals season. This often take place much later at night than you would normally eat.

"I don't think that shirt fits you."

"Yeah, I bought it last week when I was skinny, but now I'm finals fat."

by greenranger April 16, 2014

Fat Fuck

A person that treats people like shit because they are resentful that they are fat. Not all Fat people are like this but Fat Fucks are only nice to other fat people until the other person loses weight then they are bitter and rude to them.

That fat fuck is so annoying and rude.

by HoodforChrist January 22, 2019

fat squad

A group of fat girls that are thirsty for other peoples men. Usually traveling in packs they try to get into the friend zone by buying the men drinks or buying them things.

The fat squad was out in full effect last night at the club trying to scoop up all our men.

by NikkiNicole May 6, 2013

Mind Fat

Someone who is so lazy that they can't even be bothered to do something that requires the smallest amount of cognitive ability.

Ezra: I found a place to get cheap iPod headphones!

Chase: WHERE?

Ezra: They're like 6 bucks on the Internet

Chase: Meh, I don't care THAT much

Ezra: You are so mind fat

Chase: ...

Ezra: ...Want me to get you the link?

by Mr. Body Massage October 5, 2009