New Doofy

A better, more enlightened version of one's former self. Often used in the frame of Chuck Norris jokes and "Old Kanye - New Kanye" comparisons. New Doofy always has more money, class, style and wisdom than his former self.

New Doofy always has money in the banana stand. New Doofy sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

by Acoustic Cat August 25, 2022

Shmoopi-Doopy

A Shmoopi-Doopy Is when you rub your poop on a living animal or human.

I smeared my poop on my Mom!.. oh well that was a good Shmoopi-Doopy.

by Toes migee September 16, 2022

American Doody

When you're at the office, and choose to go the good ol' #2ski on the clock because the company should pay you more, so you make money while you poo.

Example:
John - "Hey Larry, doin' your American Doody, eh?"
Larry - "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."

by RoseColoredChaos November 14, 2022

Dumb Doofy Bitch

Autistic pet dog

I love my dumb doofy bitch

by Jidoari Giarini March 18, 2023

Dazza Doozy

When someone makes an obvious mistake.

He walked straight into the glass door because he thought it was open! He's done a Dazza Doozy!

by Facts Attack February 1, 2024

Splooky Dooky

The wettest shit possible

Casper was ill for a week, and he said that he took the biggest Splooky Dooky ever

by ShangYu February 3, 2024

King Dooty Booty

This is a name for your homie who has insane stink butt/ doody booty

"Yo you really King Dooty Booty out here with that stinky butt"

by Schminkle June 4, 2024