Fantasy Docking

The filthy act of one man day dreaming about banging a super hot woman and then realizing that he is in fact fucking another mans penis.

Reamer tried to imagine that he was getting it on with Lindsey L. (pre-coked out crackwhore status) and was rubbing her breasts when all of a sudden he realized she had really hairy tits and her cooter felt funny too, then he realized he was just fantasy docking again and had is cock shoved in the cap of his hairy buddy Rosco's schlong... He came anyway

by ScoobaSteveTX November 3, 2010

Dry docking

An act of an abrupt penetration attempt without proper lubrication.

Because he went all dry docking up in my business, the ABS system engaged.

Slow down bro, don’t dry dock me!

by Refs67 June 19, 2025

E-Docking

When two medium range city in AOZ attack each other with rocket soldiers. The penis shaped rocket tips explode onto each similarly to a natural docking where two men go tip to tip. The alpha uses loose skin preferably foreskin to “Chinese finger trap” the shafts.

(904) God of death likes to dock in his free time with strangers and e-docking when he catches an STD.

by Poo858 December 31, 2024

meat dock

a meat dock is basically an attractive man with a rockin body. his body is a dock where meat (aka the muscle) is stored. the meat usually resides in the arms, abdominals, and calves.

"whoah, that guy over there is a total meat dock, go get his number"

by juice head gorilla November 14, 2012

Docked her in the dome

to hit someone in the head in the perfect spot right on the temple to make the brain rock

I docked her in the dome when she said I couldn't have a midnight snack

by squidphish1024 May 1, 2020

Cock-dock

"Cock-dock" is the place a man docks his cock

Heterosexually when referring to a woman's vagina - "WOW! This woman's cock-dock is delicious"

Homosexually when referring to anal sex - "WOW! This fella's cock-dock is nice and tight"

and Hetersosexually when referring to anal sex "WOW! This woman's cock-dock is nice and tight"

by ma406712 August 19, 2017

Tyne dock

Spot for all the smackhead to jump the metty. All the little radgies go for a bong.

Meet es at Tyne dock

by Alfdalf May 26, 2018