my dad

he left to go get the FUCKING MILK

my dad left me

by toxfn November 16, 2020

dead dad

My dad liked crack too much. He's dead now.

"I don't want to end up like my dead dad."
"stfu willow no one cares about your dead dad"

by ramintomewithyourbigfordtruck May 23, 2018

dad shirt

a type of shirt typically worn by dads and tourists; usually tropical patterned and/or from costco

“
I usually wear dad shirts with high waisted shorts and my birks.”

by hg_19 June 22, 2018

Ken’s dad

Gone to the gas station to get milk

Bye honey getting some milk ken’s dad

by FCC rcbdro March 5, 2020

Dad Balling

When a Dad observes his significant other breast feeding their child and is aroused.

Very similar to Blue Balls, as the man is turned on but cannot relieve himself.

So last night we were at Boston Pizza. Then my wife went to breast feed our kid, and i was left with a huge hard on.

That Bitch was Dad Balling me!

by DadBallz4lyf August 26, 2019

Dad's Snoring

The snoring that your father makes that can cause bad ear damage or worse
The snoring that makes birds fall out of trees and crickets stop chirping

Josh: Hey James, why is everyone walking away from you?
James:...
Josh: Bro why won't you answer me?
Me: Didn't you hear? His Dad's snoring caused him permanent ear damage. Dad's snoring is contagious.

by Ariel Aries April 4, 2021

Dad Avenue

The long row of benches found in many malls and shopping centers, on which fathers and husbands frequently wait for their respective children and spouses.

My daughter decided she wanted to go into Hot Topic and buy more slutty clothes with pictures of a TARDIS on them. I'm going to park my happy ass out here on Dad Avenue.

by rightshu January 19, 2015