dad move

When somebody or something disappears with or without reason.

"Damn, Joey just pulled a dad move."

by e grill September 6, 2022

Dad Balling

When a Dad observes his significant other breast feeding their child and is aroused.

Very similar to Blue Balls, as the man is turned on but cannot relieve himself.

So last night we were at Boston Pizza. Then my wife went to breast feed our kid, and i was left with a huge hard on.

That Bitch was Dad Balling me!

by DadBallz4lyf August 26, 2019

connors dad

He's fat and wears firetraps

Lewis: did you see Connors dad , he's wearin firetraps
Connor: shut it naw he isn't

by Nigger number two August 2, 2018

American Dad

A great tv show commonly watch by younger adults it is about a dad who works in the C.I.A and his family.

Jake: Did you watch the last episode of American Dad? Sam: Yeah Stan really got the buisness

by Someguy173 October 18, 2018

Hockey dad

A father of a hockey player who tends to relive their hockey career through their own kids. Often shows up after having a bit to much to drink. Usually very loud who yell slanderous things at the referees and other teams Found mostly in the upper Midwest.

Jake “Man that hockey dad was nuts, good thing they kicked him out!”
Thomas “Yeah he was callling the kids on the others team pussies and slamming PBRs

by Vineyard Tom 65 March 13, 2018

dad-zoned

1. A social tool used by a younger female to ward off a romantic advancement of an older non-related(by blood) male due to he having too much similarity in character and nature with the said female's biological father.

2. A variant of friend-zoned

3. Dad-zoned is not to be confused with the sugar daddy variant

Nemrac didn't like being hit on by Jason therefore she had to dad-zone him. Jason was dad-zoned.

by PandaExpress lover June 10, 2018

dead dad

My dad liked crack too much. He's dead now.

"I don't want to end up like my dead dad."
"stfu willow no one cares about your dead dad"

by ramintomewithyourbigfordtruck May 23, 2018