Ethan Cotton

An ethan cotton kid is a fatass that walks around like a melted ice-cream. He rarely does exercise but runs when he smells food.

Bro i'm getting high cholesterol from looking at that Ethan cotton kid

by Calebs a dick November 12, 2019

Cotton candy bang

The sweetest bang of your life.

That was a cotton candy bang

by Itsmebigd February 10, 2017

a cotton picking yo yo

A cotton picking yo yo is a person eats lunchable pizzas and eats carrot cake on the reg

Look there in the bushes it’s a cotton picking yo yo

by Lilbuscut May 20, 2018

Cotton Board

A bed, usually used when meant sexually.

It's about time to put her up on the cotton board

by Jorrrddannn July 11, 2010

Cottonous

When the cotton in your mouth is congruent with your speech

Ben seemed alright but he was clearly cottonous

by anonymous October 3, 2020

cotton candy man

When you get to dutch bros with ashley and have already ordered just to find out there was a cotton candy smoothie

Omfg theres a cotton candy man a smoothie

by Stephanie august June 4, 2021

Cottoning

The act of ricing a Japanese car, but done by black people.

Hey man, you see that thugged out RX-8? Who puts port holes, DUB rims, and candy paint on a Mazda? They need to stop cottoning nice cars and go back to their donks.

by SupraIV December 31, 2011