CoD

It's and acronym for "Child's Online Daycare" NOT that Call of Duty stuff

This kid doesn't like TF2, must play CoD.

by PURPLE SKOOTLES June 15, 2018

COD

Cocktail of the day

Enjoying a COD on Friday with my friends

by Oxford not brogue March 7, 2023

Murray cod fishhook

The act of fucking a girl doggy style & throwing a line over her head to fishhook her head back so she’s looking at you with those big fish eyes.

My girlfriend really wanted to go fishing, but I only had one rod. Luckily I gave her a Murray cod fishhook, that sorted her right out.

by Badonka March 12, 2024

cod waters

1. The waters used to desalt codfish during it's preparation. Codfish should be immerse in cold water, in the proportions of 2/3 water to 1/3 codfish, during several hours. The water should be renewed every 6-8 hours.

2. Forgotten; to remain the same, stalled; a situation or plan that didn't progress.

"Honey, remember to change the cod water!"

"- Hey man, how's your plan to rule the world going?

- My bitch got pregnant, so it remains in cod waters, I guess..."

by GiraPratos April 16, 2017

COD

cause of delusion when someone you like or hate makes you delusional

Girl: I’m gonna stay up with my COD

Girl bsf: just say your crush

Girl: same thing he causes my delusions

by dogsarebetter March 18, 2023

cod eye

When you are having sex with a girl from behind and you remove your dick from the pink 'hammersmith and city line' and you aim for the brown 'bakerloo line', the girl will often give you a glaring look with over her left or right shoulder with one eye. This action replicates a free swimming cod when being chased by prey, they too will glance back with one eye open hence called 'the cod eye'.

"Look at that dusty slut over there, i bet you she likes a good cod eye!"
"That 2 bit crack whore i picked up last Friday night gave me an awesome cod eye!"
"I look forward to seeing the cod eye from my wife tonight, she hasn't given it to me in ages"

by blacksheepboy December 10, 2013

COD LOOP

Whenever a new Call of Duty comes out you're just stuck in the hype without being able to formulate your own opinion, with believing every Call of Duty game will be fantastic, howeverit will end up being a shitty product

Wow the past 5 years of COD games have been terrible, too bad I was stuck in a COD Loop

by Kuick June 10, 2019