cock guardian

one who guards the cock of a friend from unsightly females

Whoa man, there's alot of ugly bitches at this fiesta, could you be my cock guardian after these twelve shots of yeager take away my judgement?

by imgregbrady August 20, 2008

Secondhand Cock

The inadvertent contact of male genitalia by another male by way of a third party.

Dennis: "Dude, I just made out with that hot blonde in the pink halter top over there. It was so intense!

Gabe: "Seriously? Man, I got a blow job from her just twenty minutes ago. Haha, you just got some secondhand cock!"

by Beornn1 February 21, 2011

cock serve

The opposite of a cock block: when a female overtly conveys interest in a male.

She offered to cook you dinner? That's a cock serve if I've ever seen one.

by Jonathan Forsythe December 30, 2004

Hot Cocking

1) When a cocky and conceited male trys to assert his dominance over another man, or group of men, in an overly conceited manner.

2) The act of walking around thinking your better than everyone just because you do 1 or 2 cool things.

1) Dude, Ronnie just closed the deal he was working on and he’s been hot cocking it the whole afternoon.

2) Man, DarDae and Marron got some girls numbers on accident last night and they’ve been hot cocking all damn day!!

by SomeSithL0rd February 25, 2018

cock-coaxing

the complete opposite to cock-blocking, usually helped by a wing man by introducing you to a girl your too nervous to talk to.

the other day my friend was cock-coaxing me when i was too sackless to talk to that hoe

by rhythm12345 November 1, 2010

Cock Shrink

Basically, the opposite of a boner.

If you see something utterly disgusting where instead of getting aroused, you get turned off.

an example of a cock shrink could be witnessing your parents having sex.

Megan: "Lets have sex"
Joey: "Okay!"
Megan: "ohh harder John! err uhh i mean Joey"
Joey: "I'm not in the mood anymore, thats a cock shrink."

Or

Brian: "I need to go jerk off" *Walks to bathroom to jerkoff and sees dad on toilet* "uhhh nevermind, my cock shrank"

by JennSoJizztastic July 25, 2011

Cock Ender

A person who is annoying , thinks they are great but everyone thinks they are an idiot and they don't know it themselves.

That fucking keith thinks he is the main man when infact he is a right cock ender!

by Baeder October 9, 2009