classic jan

when you promise a certain situation or thing, which you describe as very positive, but then turns out disappointing.

Example 1: Jan to his friends: "Over there is a Uniqlo store, which has the best clothing in the world" Visiting the store it turns out, they sell only boring garbage. Friends: "Classic Jan!"

Example 2: Jan to his friends: "I really fancy this girl, I will definitely bang her!" The girl likes Jan back. The next morning Jan tells his friends: "No, nothing happened. I didn't have a condom with me." Friends: "Classic Jan!"

by classic jan's friends December 7, 2016

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AJ Classic

A game which attracts many furries and furfags who are obsessed with pixels

AJ Classic is a game for furries who spend money buying pixels.

by Apellixx June 1, 2024

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Classic

He is a boy and he is sexy and who ever dated him is luck and he treats his girlfriends right and if he calls the bae he really loves them or any other names he don’t care about you

I want classic as a boyfriend he is so loyal

by Classic 5360 June 12, 2019

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Hijacked classic

The act of fucking a girl whilst complaining no one else is helping a shouting shit ok whilst nutting in her.

“Yo did u see me pull the Hijacked classic the other day, like gg bro”

by Jack Rowlandsons son August 6, 2020

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Heritage Classic Drunk

1) A state of being/mind involved when attending the 2011 Heritage Classic, (a premier outdoor NHL hockey event) but may transcend into all social events.

2) The pinnacle of inebriation.

I've never seen a guy eat a paper plate before. He was Heritage Classic drunk.

by Jon Guitar March 6, 2011

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