chocolate bullshit

-noun

1. a lie or exaggeration which seeks to make an undesirable object or situation seem more appealing than it actually is by using overly positive language and information.

I don't know, Mike, it sounds like some chocolate bullshit to me. Going to the ballet with you and your girlfriend doesn't sound like it'll be the most fun I've had since our Reagan's Dead! party.

by The Real Sweet T December 4, 2009

chocolate starfish

A chocolate starfish refers to ones Anus. If you were to bend over, and look into a mirror you anus would appear to be in a brown, starfish shape.

d00d i totally fingered my chocolate starfish last night!

by Programmer01 January 13, 2008

Butt Chocolate

Shit, poop, crap, etc. Smells nice, tastes even better.

"Hey I just made fresh butt chocolate. Got to the bathroom and take a look."

by SaltySusan September 8, 2020

chocolate surprise

When you are having anal with a girl, and she gets shit on your dick. So you pull a "slip" shove it in her pussy real quick to get the shit off. Then finish the anal. So next time she goes to check out her vagina, she'll find a chocolate surprise.

Did you hear that bitch scream? Must be a chocolate surprise.

by Tom Clancey February 7, 2004

Chocolate Snowflake

After anal sex, reaching in and collecting, then flicking, the resulting deposit across the back of your partner.

Mary's back was covered in chocolate snowflakes after I gave her a pounding last night.

by Asher Hunter August 22, 2007

Chocolate Bear

A term of endearment, to be directed (by a white female) towards a black male

White girl: "Priestly is my chocolate bear, I love him!"

by Blackcat16 March 7, 2010

chocolate thunder

What you hear when an obese black woman approaches.

The sound created when the enormous, flabby thighs on a black fat chick clap togeher.

"Damn, Shalequa must be coming this way, you can hear the chocolate thunder."

by poontang June 30, 2006