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Stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap

A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate
I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs
by Suckovmydavid December 31, 2021
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Cabbage

Meaning the opposite of savage. A person who is a cabbage is a nice, goody two shoes who is afraid to get their hands dirty.
" Yo I can believe that kid snitched, he's such a cabbage."
by Jonboy_from_gburg123 August 14, 2017
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Cabbage

Cabbage

A word used to describe someone sickly, meek, frail or appearing to be soft. May present with bad posture. Probably the smelly kid at school. A light breeze could blow them over

Usually attributed to males in the late teens or early twenties.

Origin - Scrubs
“How the hell did that muppet Sands get through basic training?”
“You mean cabbage? Bro, he’s gonna struggle...look at him.”
by SapperT May 30, 2020
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Muff Cabbage

Yeah, she's got a Muff Cabbage, I almost got lost in there when I was punchin it in.
by PartyPimp October 17, 2010
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a potato cabbage

a potato cabbage is a person who is attracted to a panda that enjoys growing crops. if he, the potato cabbage, was to fuck the panda he would be known as a sausage hustler. people across the globe are known for feeding pandas with a potato cabbage.
"aw yeah mate, i AM a potato cabbage, but man those pandas look sexy!"
by ThePoopyNanUnderYourBikini November 5, 2017
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Cabbage stew

When you fart and pee in your bath water
by Jessica Starr January 1, 2020
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muff cabbage

Your so gawbage. Ya freeken muff cabbage.
by TheTruthIsGreat March 8, 2013
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