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National Girlfriend Touches Boyfriends Butthole Day

On November 14th, A girlfriend is allowed to touch her boyfriends butthole without any sa Good and questions!
Ava: “Colin, it’s National Girlfriend Touches Boyfriends Butthole Day! Give me your butthole!”
by avaclose November 13, 2020
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CB (Clean Butthole)

1. noun. A term used to describe the most supreme women. You can tell a woman is CB status without ever seeing her naked. These women generally have a great ass, clearly keep everything tight and most importantly, are always clean. Makes for great ass eating and other ass endeavours.
Damn Gina, you're looking like a real CB today.

Alfonso, you're not gonna believe this girl's Instagram photos. I've never seen a C this B.

This girl I'm talking to definitely has a clean butthole. If she's not a CB I don't know who is!

Sam have you seen these TikTok thots? Definitely the next generation of CB's.

A CB (clean butthole) is the highest level of hotness a woman can achieve. Some example of this are Scarlett Johansson, Shakira, Salma Hayek, pretty much any Instagram model and now the majority of the TikTok thots.
by PapaNoPickle April 23, 2021
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Pavlov's Butthole

The conditioning of pooping work so consistently, you have to poop when you get there, whether you've eaten or not.
Every time I clock in, Pavlov's Butthole kicks in.
by BroskiAG August 14, 2021
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Satan's Butthole

An incredibly early time of the morning when nobody wants to be awake but has to be for some reason or another.

Often accompanied with the added words "crack of".
Dan: "Are you leaving early?"
Max: "Yea, man, like the crack of Satan's Butthole'.
by Sassperilla July 27, 2022
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Crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole

Extremely unpleasant or disagreeable, very trashy, more crusted in shit than your crusty ass-crack hair
Even though it's essential, social media is crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole
by Asadefa September 21, 2020
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buttonedness

The way in which someone is used to pressing buttons on a cell phone.

Right-buttoned: Used to having OK on the right, cancel on the left
Left-buttoned: Used to having OK on the left, cancel on the right

Often when someone has to use a cell phone with the opposite button configuration, great confusion will arise from many accidentally closed screens and inadvertently opened menus.

Derived from "handedness."
John: Hey Jane, can I use your phone real quick?
Jane: Sure, here you go.

...several minutes of frustration later...

John: God dammit, I keep hitting cancel! I'm left-buttoned, I'm not used to OK being on the right!
Jane: ikr? When will they start making the buttonedness the same on all phones?
by diemi May 9, 2009
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