shrimp basket

Adjective: The female version of a tea bag. To drag one's vagina across another's face.

1. Dude, my girlfriend gave me the shrimp basket while I was taking a nap..
2. I was watching this porn and and the two girls were giving each other the shrimp basket.

by AimAtFinkle January 11, 2014

Horny nigga laundry basket

Horny nigga laundry basket are niggas who get horny for a laundry baskets. they will stick their dicks in the hole of a basket

That horny nigga laundry basket is very disturbing

by Big nigga josh June 16, 2019

Basket Case

1980s horror epic about Duane Bradley and his deformed, slab or meat brother named Belial that he carries around in a wicker basket. The 2 brothers (once attaches as seimese twins at the side) go to New York city in order to kill the doctors who seperated them. One of the sickest, funniest movies ever made. Basket Case 2, and Basket Case 3: The Progeny followed.

I saw Basket Case last night, it made me laugh until I puked.

by mikey misconduct January 22, 2004

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball

C.M. Newton ( UK ) Hall of Famer as a contributor. A member of the 1951 NCAA Championship team ( UK )coached by Adolph Rupp. Newton, the ( UK ) Athletic Director from 1989-2000. Hired Rick Pitino in 89' to restore the Kentucky pride. Hired first African American Coach in school's history ( Tubby Smith ) to the winningest Div. 1 college basketball program in NCAA history. Hired first African American women's coach in school history in 1989.

C.M. Newton is a Phat 5 legend and made an historical decision when he hired Tubby Smith in 1997. ( UK ) on to win the 1998 NCAA Championship. Now that's Dunkadelic!!!!!

by Derrick E. Vaughan April 18, 2005

Basket Case

1.) A hopeless situation.
2.) One of the greatest songs of the 90's, by Green day.

1.) John has been a basket case ever since his wife left him.
2.) This song-

Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned

I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex
That's bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore
So quit my whining cause
It's bringing her down

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned

Grasping to control
So I better hold on

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned

by x3greendayx3 March 6, 2005

Purdue Basketball

Purdue basketball is mediocre basketball at best. Purdue has never made it to an NCAA final four game because they can never win when it matters, or their coaching is garbage. This comes as no surprise to anyone that knows anything about college basketball. They are the 3rd best team in Indiana behind Butler (2nd) and Indiana (1st). This basketball program is very jealous of everything Indiana University has accomplished, hence why they are so angry all the time. Also, they are never good because no “good” basketball recruit wants to play for such a shitty program that has never established a “tradition” like other successful basketball programs that are located a few hours away.

Ross: Why does that team lose so much?
Jon: Probably because they play just like Purdue basketball.
Ross: Oh yeah, that basketball team is always a joke.

by TheBossManHoosier April 6, 2011

cunt basket

A useless person, can be a man or a woman. Also an aggravating person who is working your last nerve.

This word works also works well if you are in a drunken or stoned state. First came into use around 1996 by two guys who were stoned out of their minds on pot.

Dude, don't be a cunt basket. Pass me the bong, man!

How dare that cunt basket cut me off on the freeway!

by KurtB June 29, 2009