i am not no jerk

When you are not a jerk but you never succeeded in English class
Hey, i am not no jerk!
by H4rry11k September 12, 2017
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I am not suicidal

A phrase commonly said before a person exposes or speaks about possibly damaging information, usually related to the government or one of its agencies.
John: "I am not suicidal; I have 100% legitimate proof the CIA assassinated Jeffery Epstein"

The CIA: "Damn, how are we going to take him out now!"
by JohnFortniteKennedy December 27, 2022
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I am cold

I don t give a fuck about what people think but i am going in a warmer place and even if i need to kill someone it would be self defense.
This hot tub doesn t work, I am cold
by Steve_the_magnificent August 19, 2021
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i am the doctor

A FUCKING MASTERPIECE OF A SONG!

It is the doctors main song. Specifically the eleventh doctor.
''Hello, im the doctor. And basically... run.'' *I am the doctor intensifies as the atraxi flee earth*
by The Armored Player November 24, 2018
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I am game

"There's a paintballing war over at Justin's? I am game!"

"We're going out to pick up some chicks? Hell yeah, I am game!"
by NtAt April 27, 2004
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I Am Groot

The finishing move while preforming acts of a sexual nature on a woman in which the male is in a dominant position, grabs the woman, and just as he is about to blow his load makes three forward thrust, at each thrust saying "I...Am...GROOT."
"Oh baby, I'm about to cum. Oh yeah. I Am Groot."
by FuckYoMomma September 07, 2014
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