Tool Shame

The act of shaming someone for working with inexpensive hand tools. Usually done by someone who has poor impluse control and spends thousands of dollars on tool truck tools (ie.. Snap-on). This person has an IQ of less than 100 and cannot do the simplest cost benefit analysis to realize that they are the moron for investing in over priced tools.
Shamer... Yee Yee, them there Harbor Freight wrenches ain't as good my Snap-On ones.

Shamee.. Pound sand you dumb redneck and quit trying to tool shame me.
by Kram Larry October 29, 2022
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tool duel

(n) When two obnoxious and tool-esque guys battle it out in reference to drinking, trash-talking, hooking up with girls, or other frat-like activities, in order to secure their title as alpha-tool.
1. "Did you see Nathan do that keg stand for 45 seconds?"
2. "Yea, but Kev-O did one for 47 seconds while that hot blonde was watching."
1. Looks like Kev-O won the tool duel.
by wheresbuckbeack? July 20, 2011
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He's a tool

An individual with zero common sense or logic and tries too hard to fit in. He or she could be referred to a pathetic loser or no life individual. Person could also be called the word sanjive.
"Oh look at that person trying to live off others idea. He's a tool."
"See how fake and plagiarized that individual is, he is such a sanjive."
by Dave Ramos October 11, 2023
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Wicked Tool

Someone who you cant stand to be around, but want them at the same time!
"That kid is such a wicked tool, But I want him right now."

"Your sucha wicked tool, now come get into my bed."
by mkllbtfs70 February 18, 2009
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accessibility tool

a tool that helps those with disability(s) to access spaces that they would be otherwise unable too.
I just got a screen reader! This accessibility tool is going to make life so much easier.
by Tapinix July 09, 2021
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ass tool

A person known by everyone but himself to be a complete loser.
"Did you see the post-round interview by that ass tool Rory Sabatini today?"
by MarkRo May 12, 2008
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Towle tool

A man who is a man whore, disrespectful to woman, and gets Std's. Typically, he says and does anything to have sex with any chick and doesn't tell them about the STd he carries. Named after a certain individual who has taken his classless act to new heights.
Girl 1. You had sex with him too?

Girl 2. Yeah, no one told me he was a Towle tool!
by Notfromexperience August 23, 2012
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