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NOC Tool

NOC Tool is a person who works in a NOC and is the butt of everyone's jokes, at times they will even participate in making fun of the NOC Tool not realizing they are the fucking Tool
Hay did you hear NWS shit himself least night because he is too fucking stupid to tell the difference between shit and a fart?? What a fucking NOC Tool
by D0nkypunch March 6, 2018
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Towle tool

A man who is a man whore, disrespectful to woman, and gets Std's. Typically, he says and does anything to have sex with any chick and doesn't tell them about the STd he carries. Named after a certain individual who has taken his classless act to new heights.
Girl 1. You had sex with him too?

Girl 2. Yeah, no one told me he was a Towle tool!
by Notfromexperience August 23, 2012
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Tool Shame

The act of shaming someone for working with inexpensive hand tools. Usually done by someone who has poor impluse control and spends thousands of dollars on tool truck tools (ie.. Snap-on). This person has an IQ of less than 100 and cannot do the simplest cost benefit analysis to realize that they are the moron for investing in over priced tools.
Shamer... Yee Yee, them there Harbor Freight wrenches ain't as good my Snap-On ones.

Shamee.. Pound sand you dumb redneck and quit trying to tool shame me.
by Kram Larry October 28, 2022
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accessibility tool

a tool that helps those with disability(s) to access spaces that they would be otherwise unable too.
I just got a screen reader! This accessibility tool is going to make life so much easier.
by Tapinix July 9, 2021
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He's a tool

An individual with zero common sense or logic and tries too hard to fit in. He or she could be referred to a pathetic loser or no life individual. Person could also be called the word sanjive.
"Oh look at that person trying to live off others idea. He's a tool."
"See how fake and plagiarized that individual is, he is such a sanjive."
by Dave Ramos October 11, 2023
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Douche-Tool

Someone who acts like a douche and dresses like a tool.
Girl 1: Wow that guy dresses like he thinks he is super cool and he is so mean to everyone!

Girl 2: Yeah he is totally a douche-tool!
by D-Rock4 September 30, 2010
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tool pool

A location where a large group of tools are in close proximity. The tools will usually get along fabulously because they can all relate to each other.
Boy 1: Dude, did you watch the season premiere of Daisy of Love?
Boy 2: Yeah, the house on that show is a tool pool.
by Halfcaff April 26, 2009
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