A: Went to Nan's the other day, she gave me twenty squids!
L: Woah, twenty whole squids?
A: You're goddamn right.
L: Woah, twenty whole squids?
A: You're goddamn right.
by LargerSlime March 20, 2023

by The goat 😅 October 10, 2020

by Bucsrule32 March 15, 2021

yo have you seen squid game?
yea
cool
want me to tell ya a spoiler?
hit me
someone won
… you little shit
yea
cool
want me to tell ya a spoiler?
hit me
someone won
… you little shit
by dight December 18, 2021

"Hello human" "hey, get down there"
"Stop skipping my voice lines"
"Have you ever asked yourself why you are here"
"And here comes the, boss battle dance off"
"you died to a fish"
"Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me (repeat 2 more times)"
"Stop skipping my voice lines"
"Have you ever asked yourself why you are here"
"And here comes the, boss battle dance off"
"you died to a fish"
"Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me (repeat 2 more times)"
by EHAS_Iris May 30, 2022

by themontrealman June 1, 2020

When you have so much money and free time that you don’t have problems to deal with anymore. Like the grandpa from squid games. When you have so many options on TV that there’s nothing to watch. When you have access to get food from any restaurant in town, but you’re been to all of them before. You have the perfect job, where you don’t have to do anything. Everything is perfect.
And now you’re bored.
And now you’re bored.
Dude, I think he’s having squid game problems.
But didn’t he just get a promotion?
Yeah. Now he doesn’t have to pay off his mortgage anymore. Roth IRA is filled, no kids, no wife, no hobbies, what’s he got left?
But didn’t he just get a promotion?
Yeah. Now he doesn’t have to pay off his mortgage anymore. Roth IRA is filled, no kids, no wife, no hobbies, what’s he got left?
by anonymous August 7, 2024
