when a certain individual is very secretive about what girls he is talking too. A common attribute of being a slimey snake includes 1. Not telling your best mates anything. 2. Hiding your texts from your friends. 3. being really sneaky and slimey. 4. sneaking of when your supposed to be out with your "so called friends"
1. whilst playing a game of fifa deliberately stopping the game to be a slimey snake.
2. Cutting short a night with your mates to slime off. aka being a "slimey snake"
2. Cutting short a night with your mates to slime off. aka being a "slimey snake"
by mr.shore June 19, 2011
Get the slimey snake.mug. A mystical fag snake that doesn't feel comfortable cuming out to it's family or anybody for that matter :(
also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception
also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception
"Hey Jim, I know you're gay! Stop being such a goddamn closet snake!"- Pet owner to his snake Jim.
"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.
"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.
"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.
"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.
by want2fuckingdie March 1, 2017
Get the closet snakemug. by tlninja July 5, 2012
Get the Strattle-Snakemug. The snake rat convinced the police that the man committed crimes that he didn't commit. The man did 1 month in jail. He didn't even counter with charges of mischief. He figured he'd give the loon a break.
by dddkdmckdldlld May 27, 2018
Get the Snake Ratmug. Similar to a snake in the grass, a snake in the ground is a far snakier snake. They are much harder to spot than their grass-dwelling counterparts and will strike when you least expect it.
"Hey man, keep an eye on that tall grass, could be a snake hidin' there."
"Hell, I ain't worried about some boring grass snake. There could be a snake in the ground right under our goddamn feet!"
"Damn man, you know that Becky my girl's been hanging with?"
"Yeah, Becky, she that older lady right?"
"Shit, it turns out she done Mrs. Doubtfired my ass. Revealed herself to be a man and made off with my girl."
"What a real snake in the ground."
"Hell, I ain't worried about some boring grass snake. There could be a snake in the ground right under our goddamn feet!"
"Damn man, you know that Becky my girl's been hanging with?"
"Yeah, Becky, she that older lady right?"
"Shit, it turns out she done Mrs. Doubtfired my ass. Revealed herself to be a man and made off with my girl."
"What a real snake in the ground."
by Snakier June 11, 2018
Get the snake in the groundmug. When your penis is small and when you get a boner it grows extremely big, and when you ejaculate you get a TON of semen
How was the date with kyle?
Awful! When we were having sex he had a snake cannon and it was awful for me!
Awful! When we were having sex he had a snake cannon and it was awful for me!
by The treebase December 14, 2016
Get the snake cannonmug. by kaneXI11 January 16, 2008
Get the snake hissmug.