Shark kiss

The act of kissing significant other with an open mouth and teeth exposed

Babe I’m going to shark kiss you on the face

by Gadnuck the destroyer February 25, 2020

The Shark Gods

Nathaniel and Jerry, translucent sharks 10x the size of a normal shark. Mainly inhabiting the Atlantic Ocean they eat large amounts of fish, seals, and cult members who fail to impress their greatness. With a cult based around them, the religion worshiped by only the most intelligent and strong extremists (and this one autistic dude), their cult numbers are few but powerful

The Shark Gods will smite you down with the power of the ocean

by I just ate a bat May 21, 2020

Silly Shark

A silly shark is when you are soooo funny you get blood thirsty and eat human

A: Babe, you are so silly shark!
*Babe eats person A*

by SharknadoFan53 October 7, 2020

shark life

Never stopping. Always moving forward, like a shark

6am on my day off, but its time to hit the gym. Living that shark life. Often abbreviated #sharklife

by surewhynotagaintwice October 10, 2020

Shark man

a big fish with legs, sharp teeth and that has many different salty variations.

Some sharks are known to of grown legs and joined schools under the name of fish parts. for example a most common used shark name is Fin. These shark men are normally very salty and fishy. They also normally have weird last names

That guy looks salty maybe hes a shark man?

by social studies of aquatic myth September 7, 2017

Shark noodling

When a male human being ejaculates inside the womb of a female human being and then reaches inside of her with his fingers and starts scooping the sperm out by the dozens or even hundreds. By doing this one hopes that his little sharks will not be able to swim and find an egg before being scooped out of her meat curtains and being slung onto the sheets, floor, toilet, her face, etc.

Wyndall: Hey JW , what's all this white stuff all over the living room?

JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.

by MAG66 March 21, 2017

Shark Attack

A term used to reference somebody who is very intoxicated or hungover that is experiencing explosive diarrhea while projectile vomiting uncontrollably. Derived from a shark exploding out of the water.

"Yo, there is shit and throw up all over the floor in the bathroom.... WTF?!"

"Yeah, that girl who was blacked out had a shark attack bro, absolutely disgusting"

by yaboythe ssd December 6, 2017