Salad fingers

Possibly the most disturbing thing on YouTube, it chronicles the tales of a strange green man, Salad Fingers, who enjoys to rub rust on his body.

Person 1: Hey have you seen Salad Fingers?
Person 2: *cries*

by RegoNation July 3, 2017

brown salad

Variation of tossing a salad. Except the asshole is covered in shit while one sexual partner eats around it.

Damn baby, your brown salad tastes like that waitress Sean’s mouth from DinerTime

by bussboii November 22, 2017

Silly salad

A trash ass fortnight player who steals chargers for fun.

Did you see Dylan last night, he was such a silly salad

by Nickthestick200 March 5, 2018

noodle salad

When a bunch of dudes put there flaccid penises in a girls mouth

Let's all enjoy a noodle salad in Emma's mouth

by Milomoseley September 24, 2016

Hoboken Salad

When you eat a stalk of lettuce that is lodged in between your partner's ass cheeks.

Guy 1: Dude I met this nasty vegan chick at the bar last night. We went back to ger place and she made me try a Hoboken salad.

Guy 2: Bro that's disgusting!

by ElMitochondria August 13, 2016

booty salad

Originally from the game Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel, booty salads is when a ton of fealings an things are going on in/oon top of your butt.

PERSON- My butt is numb, I have a wedgie, this seat is wet- I have a fuckin' BOOTY SALAD going on right now.

FRIEND- Dude, tmi.

by Poke-chan May 20, 2016

summer salad

The act of putting salad leaves in a woman's vagina in the morning, leaving them in the whole day and taking them out at night to eat

"Dude, last night I had my wife's summer salad"

by Handicap offensive January 17, 2017