Pennis

Long spire of essential greatness only used when u want to fuck a girl or casually piss.

Pennis:

(moans) (groans) immense feeling

by asdasafwqa June 11, 2022

pennis

An online exchange of dick pics between two gay people, who are in love with each other
(like tennis, but with dicks)

Oh, Mark and Rob are playing pennis again

Quit playing pennis and go out with him already!

by cassettechan December 22, 2024

Penny in the mix

A person that is meh or odd amongst the most basic of their others

A penny amongst quarters

“We all drank hair of the dog but Louis drank tea…he’s a real penny in the mix”

by Rod Stodson October 14, 2023

penny carpet

To earn over £36 hour, so called because you would earn less walking on a floor covered in pennies and picking up 1 a second.

I don't know what his rate is but he's definetly on a penny carpet.

by PHowesInCanal December 02, 2006

penny farthing

A sex position where one person sits in a wheely chair and the other sits on top. While the person sitting in the chair moves it around the room, the person on top sings "Bicycle Race."

We were penny farthing all night! I'm exhausted.

by funnysexthings July 25, 2023

penny farthing

someone who has big balls but a small dick

Blake has a penny farthing.

by acuzi October 31, 2021

Penny Wrangler

A person who hoards pennies to put them into gas money for his jeep. He is said to wrangle the pennies tossed at him and is extremely cheap. this person is not jewish but exhibits similar qualities.

that penny wrangler just took eleven cents from me!

by generouso June 10, 2010