Dad Roulette is when a husband invites his friends to gangbang his wife, all giving her a creampie. To maximize randomness, a funnel is placed in the wifes vagina and all the friends, and the husband, fill it up at once.
"I'm finally pregnant, but I don't know the father because of the dad roulette we did" says the wife. "John had the largest load, so its probably John" replies the husband.
by MasterOfWang July 9, 2020
Get the Dad Roulettemug. I wanna be that that’s just an inside joke, a thug that’s pulling a Freddy boy who’s got a personal relationship with his hoes calls them when he’s not around his wife since the money and hides every single check or transaction that he makes a con he is an unholy. Dad leaves his kids at home with his wife while he’s out there, playing cards with hoes at the strip club. He gets his boy with him, they stay up all night on drugs spending money comes back home and lies to his wife straight in her face. He does this constantly throughout his life the day he married he said it was forever, but what’s forever without a little fun without a little lie, he continues his lifestyle as a mole And thinks he will never get caught. He has anonymously continue to dig himself a deeper hole doesn’t believe in God and thinks that it’s God‘s fault he will continue to be swimming in his own misery. You’ll never know when you see this man if he’s true, or not, but a married man, that is unholy is a con. He will rip your heart out the day you meet him, or if I say become one of his hoes.
Daughter-Hey dad, where are you going? Mom said that you were going to go to the store can you get me something?
Unholy dad-yeah sure, what do you want?
Daughter-I’ll take a Coke and some chips please
Unholy dad-OK
He leaves to the store looks at his phone is already got hoes, lined up messaging and calling him wanting to know what he’s doing next because he has not been where they are so they’re asking about where his whereabouts are.
He makes up lies as he goes. He’s really good at it while he’s taking a while. He’s getting his work done on the side. And all the while he comes back home and forgets his daughters chips and her Coke must be hard to be an unholy doubt out there forgetting your child’s needs and keeping up with your own. How do you sleep at night?
Unholy dad-yeah sure, what do you want?
Daughter-I’ll take a Coke and some chips please
Unholy dad-OK
He leaves to the store looks at his phone is already got hoes, lined up messaging and calling him wanting to know what he’s doing next because he has not been where they are so they’re asking about where his whereabouts are.
He makes up lies as he goes. He’s really good at it while he’s taking a while. He’s getting his work done on the side. And all the while he comes back home and forgets his daughters chips and her Coke must be hard to be an unholy doubt out there forgetting your child’s needs and keeping up with your own. How do you sleep at night?
by I slept with your cousin December 29, 2022
Get the unholy dadmug. by Yeah brudda July 26, 2020
Get the Alex’s dadmug. The long row of benches found in many malls and shopping centers, on which fathers and husbands frequently wait for their respective children and spouses.
My daughter decided she wanted to go into Hot Topic and buy more slutty clothes with pictures of a TARDIS on them. I'm going to park my happy ass out here on Dad Avenue.
by rightshu January 19, 2015
Get the Dad Avenuemug. The snoring that your father makes that can cause bad ear damage or worse
The snoring that makes birds fall out of trees and crickets stop chirping
The snoring that makes birds fall out of trees and crickets stop chirping
Josh: Hey James, why is everyone walking away from you?
James:...
Josh: Bro why won't you answer me?
Me: Didn't you hear? His Dad's snoring caused him permanent ear damage. Dad's snoring is contagious.
James:...
Josh: Bro why won't you answer me?
Me: Didn't you hear? His Dad's snoring caused him permanent ear damage. Dad's snoring is contagious.
by Ariel Aries April 4, 2021
Get the Dad's Snoringmug. 1. A social tool used by a younger female to ward off a romantic advancement of an older non-related(by blood) male due to he having too much similarity in character and nature with the said female's biological father.
2. A variant of friend-zoned
3. Dad-zoned is not to be confused with the sugar daddy variant
2. A variant of friend-zoned
3. Dad-zoned is not to be confused with the sugar daddy variant
by PandaExpress lover June 10, 2018
Get the dad-zonedmug. The tangy, moist, excretion from the chode of an adult male, primarily a father of 2 or more. Typically in excess.
by Slawdad July 18, 2018
Get the Dad slawmug.